The Biggest Douche in Doucheville Cut Off His Pinky Finger

Jesse James finger Jesse James, the man famous for cheating on Sandra Bullock with nazi harlot Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, accidentally cut his pinky off today.

“My glove got caught into one of machines and took the finger off,” James told TMZ“They’re going to take a skin graft of the chunk of finger and then sew it back on.”

James, always the crowd-pleaser, posted three photos of his detached finger. (Click HERE and HERE.)

Good riddance. One down, ten to go. (It’s too bad his penis is unlikely to ever be near the chopping machine.)

I haven’t been this happy since Showtime cancelled Weeds. No. Not harsh enough. Since Gaddafi died? Hmm. Still not there. I think I need outside help.

‘Fingle’ Is Twister For Your iPad-Loving Hands

There’s a new Twister-like game out for iPad which focuses on “The thrills of touching each others’ hands,” as is described on their retro-themed website.

“Explore the intimate touch of each others fingers with Fingle’s two-player puzzles. Break the ice or engage friends to get awkwardly close. Fingle is a cooperative two-player iPad® game about the thrills of touching each other.” Continue reading “‘Fingle’ Is Twister For Your iPad-Loving Hands”

Adele Flips Off ‘Suits’ At 2012 Brit Awards

Adele won six Grammys this month and now she’s won two awards (out of three nominations) at the 2012 Brit Awards last night. An unusual moment for the songstress occurred last night – she showed England her teeth. Actually just her middle finger.

Don’t jump to an conclusions or start writing “diva” in marker on her tour poster just yet, her speech (for “Best British Female”) was cut off by the show’s host, James Corden, and that’s when she pulled an M.I.A.

Seconds before that drama Adele said “I’m so proud to be in the room with all of you” and even joked about feeling like a drag queen next to Kylie Minogue, who presented her with the award.

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