Fiona Apple Will Go To Jail For At Least Two Years

Because possessing hash in Texas is a third-degree felony, Fiona Apple faces up to 10 years in jail after her arrest on Wednesday for having four grams on her tour bus (big surprise, the lady with the octopus on her head likes THC).

A third-degree felony in the lone star state gets you at least two years in prison and a maximum of 10, according to the penal code.

Apple was busted in Hudspeth, the same county where Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg were detained. At a concert on Friday in Houston at  Bayou Music Center, she attempted to explain what happened.

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Fiona Apple Arrested For Having Hash On Her Tour Bus, Falls Asleep During Mugshot

Indie pop darling Fiona Apple was arrested on Wednesday night for drug possession.

Officers with drug-sniffing dogs at a border stop in Sierra Blanca, Texas discovered two containers with a decent amount (.02 pounds) of hash and weed on her tour bus.

Apple was held at Hudspeth County Jail until Thursday afternoon, where she was released on $10,000 bail.

Well, now she can sing “Criminal” with even more conviction. One of many gangsters to be arrested after police found suspicious things on their tour buses… She’s just like Lil’ Wayne, Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson.  Continue reading “Fiona Apple Arrested For Having Hash On Her Tour Bus, Falls Asleep During Mugshot”

Video: Fiona Apple – “Every Single Night”

Fiona Apple is back and she’s as weird as you remember. In fact, she might be even weirder. Despite looking like she’s living with depleting bone cancer, she’s got plenty of energy to dust the floor with a hula doll and put squids on her head.

“Every Single Night” off The Idler Wheel Is Wiser, which has a longer title (but not as long as When The Pawn…) that I’m not willing to post, sounds like what plays in an indie movie when the protagonist begins losing their mind.