Justin Bieber Hotboxed a Jet

Justin Bieber weed planeAmidst reports that Justin Bieber drove Selena Gomez to go to rehab when he cheated on her with the girl version of himself (Miley Cyrus), there’s also a rumor that he filled a private jet with so much pot smoke on his way to New York for the Super Bowl that the pilots had to wear gas masks.

Let that sink in. Pilots – who are notorious for popping pills and snorting coke btw – couldn’t handle the amount of weed smoke that had permeated throughout the plane.

Drug dogs at the airpot unsurprisingly found no “unsmoked marijuana,” not because Justin and his crew of Lil’ Zas and Twists were wise enough to cover their tracks, but because they are enormously greedy and likely burned up more than their combined weight (200 pounds?) in weed during one flight from Canada to NYC.

2013 Oscar Nominations Include ‘Life of Pi,’ ‘Lincoln, ‘Silver Linings Playbook,’ ‘Les Miserables’

Oscar Nominations 2013The 85th Academy Awards nominations were announced by host Seth MacFarlane and random crowd-pleaser Emma Stone yesterday morning.

You can read the full list HERE, but let me first go over a few of the snubs…

As usual, many directors whose movies were nominated for Best Picture did not receive an actual directing nod. This year that distinction goes to Ben Affleck (Argo), Kathryn Bigelow (Zero Dark Thirty) and Tom Hooper (Les Miserables).  Continue reading “2013 Oscar Nominations Include ‘Life of Pi,’ ‘Lincoln, ‘Silver Linings Playbook,’ ‘Les Miserables’”

Jeremy Renner’s Friends Slipped Him A Viagra

Jeremy Renner thought he was taking an Ambien on an 11-hour flight from Los Angeles to London recently, turns out it was Hugh Hefner’s favorite thing to eat before he goes hunting for girls one-fourth his age.

Yep, Renner’s friends slipped him the little blue erectile dysfunction pill known as Viagra.

“I had to sleep,” the Bourne Legacy actor told Jimmy Kimmel“So somebody gave me some pills, like the Ambien, so great, take a little sleeping pill, pop it and realized nothing’s happening – but something else is happening.”

“I realize very quickly that that ‘a’ was actually a little ‘v.’ Not only did I not sleep the entire flight, but there was ‘camping’  happening!” 

So my question is, who wouldn’t want to share a plane with hard-hat Hawkeye? If not for humor’s sake, then to have blackmail photos. Continue reading “Jeremy Renner’s Friends Slipped Him A Viagra”

Octomom Fights Virgin

Ok so the title is a bit misleading, but it’s way more entertaining. Nadya Suleman (why do I hate to say that name, it just doesn’t flow on your tongue, it feels like saying “sour sardine”), gets on a Virgin airline flight and is apparently ganged up on by several of the female flight attendants.

I think she is likely used to the gang thing….cough cough we’re talking about Octomom; however she is saddened by this altercation and has vowed NEVER to take a Virgin airline flight again.

Octo-mom’s manager, Gina Rodriguez, claims the evil staff made them change seats, didn’t give them complimentary drinks and were seen (get this) laughing at them! OMG!

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