Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-9-12]

Security could not get this fat guy to stop twirling his t-shirt on a pole. (Deadspin)

Fifty Shades Of Grey has a screenwriter and she used to write about dinosaurs. (Huffington Post)

Dionne (Stacey Dash) is a big busty Mitt Romney supporter. (Too Fab)

Zac Efron covered in owls and rabbits for BlackBook. (ohmyGAHH!)

Man in florida dies after cockroach-eating contest, the prize was a python. (NBC)

Lena Dunham paid $3.5 million for first book. (Yahoo!)

Can you tell without sunglasses if Jennifer Aniston‘s engagement ring too large? (People)

Robert Pattinson not selling house after K-Stew reconciliation. (Evil Beet)