Justin Bieber Is ‘Enough Percent’ Indian To Get Free Gas In Canada

I’m not aware of any law stating that Natives in Canada get gas free-of-charge, but apparently Justin Bieber is. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone he said,

“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough percent that in Canada I can get free gas.”

First of all, I would ask Rolling Stone to stop indulging him and putting him on the cover in white wifebeaters, but as a long time subscriber I cannot be surprised.

Over the years, they’ve put people like The Backstreet Boys, Snooki, and the cast of Glee + The Hills on their covers.

And Bieber must deserve the limelight, since he’s such a manly man.  Continue reading “Justin Bieber Is ‘Enough Percent’ Indian To Get Free Gas In Canada”