Austin Powers is Coming Back!

Reports of another Austin Powers movie surfaced as early as 2008, but it was just confirmed by Hitfix that Austin Powers 4 is a go and will star Mike Myers. Don’t get too excited for more Fat Bastard sex scenes or Dr. Evil quotables, they are not expecting the film’s release until 2013.

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The Amazing Spider-Booty Starring Andrew Garfield

I’ve been looking at stills from the yet-to-be-released Amazing Spider-Man movie starring Andrew Garfield (The Social Network, Never Let Me Go) Martin Sheen, Denis Leary, Sally Field and of course blonde Emma Stone.

I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the most bootylicious, potentially-gay Spider-Man movie that I have ever seen, I hope Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield have as much chemistry in the movie as Andrew Garfield and wardrobe piece #1, the Spider-Man suit.

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Outkast’s Big Boi Arrested On Crazy Drug Charges

One part of Outkast was arrested today in Miami and charged with one count of paraphernalia possession and three counts of controlled substance possession. 36 year old Antwan Patton aka Big Boi was booked at about 1:30 pm  on a $16,000 bond, according to the Florida authorities.

The real juice here is the drugs he had on him, which were found by customs/border patrol dogs. MDMA powder (crushed ectascy) ecstasy tablets AND unprescribed viagra. Whoa. Boi likes to partyyyyy. Apparently while “rolling” with a boner. Ouch.

The contraband was found in his luggage. And his lawyer, Daniel Kane, already issued a statement on his client’s behalf:

“While Big Boi was traveling with his group and friends, a small amount of contraband was found in the collective luggage…I am confident when the entire facts are aired Big Boi will be completely exonerated.”

Hmmmm… Hopefully this won’t impact that new Outkast material with Andre 3000 we’ve been hearing about.