Accidental Comedian Ryan Lochte Has Fox News Anchors Snorting and Crying Between Laughs

News laughing at Ryan LochteJoan Rivers once said that Ryan Lochte was like her p*ssy. “Once it’s dry, the magic is gone.”

But that’s not entirely true. The notion of him being a complex person that we need to “get to know better” created a magical moment that had Philly news anchors Sheinelle Jones and Mike Jerrick laughing to the point of nearly peeing themselves.

While promoting his new reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, the five-time Olympic gold medalist stumbled over simple questions like “What are you doing?”

After being asked what kind of line a woman would have to spout to get his attention, he lost his train of thought, continuing to make us wonder if English is in fact his first language.  Continue reading “Accidental Comedian Ryan Lochte Has Fox News Anchors Snorting and Crying Between Laughs”

Richard Belzer Gives Fox News A Nazi Salute

Things got weird on Good Day New York when comedian/actor Richard Belzer of Law & Order SVU made a bizarre joke about co-host David Price. When asked by Rosanna Scotto if Price could be cast on SVU Belzer responded,

“A thought, a thought … if he gets molested and banged in the ass, maybe.”

Scotto couldn’t seem to keep a straight face, while a very surprised Price asked if there was a five second delay and said “That’s the end of Belzer and the end of me.”

Richard concluded with a “Say heil to your colleagues at the other division” and a recognizable salute to Hitler.  Continue reading “Richard Belzer Gives Fox News A Nazi Salute”

Romney Campaign Calls Obama A Hawaiian Stoner, Makes Him Sound Cool As F**k

Mitt Romney stand-in John Sununu insulted Obama’s senatorial state of Illinois and called him an Un-American “scoundrel” on Fox News. The fun doesn’t stop there. Sununu also said that “He has no idea how the American system functions. And we shouldn’t be surprised about that because he spent his early years in Hawaii smoking something…and another set of years in Indonesia.”

The thing is, he just made Barack sound cooler to the naive Democratic 15 to 40-something demographic. While Sununu surely made a few Romney supporters nod their heads in approval, the effect this has on liberals outweighs that.

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Hank Williams Jr. Calls Obama Hitler, Gets His Crappy Song Removed From ESPN

After comparing Obama to Adolf Hitler on Fox News country icon and notorious Republican Hank Williams Jr. said, of the president playing golf with house speaker John Boehner, “Come on, it’d be like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu,” in a reference to the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu.

Obviously the two would clash, is the ridiculous point he was making on Monday morning – the man who ordered millions of Jewish citizens to death, hitting the links with the Jewish prime minister of Israel…

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