Rebecca Black Pours Corn Syrup in Our Eardrums With ‘Friday’ Follow-Up

Rebecca Black Saturday phoneYou and Rebecca Black might have more in common than you think. Like you, she’s still trying to get “Friday” out of her head. This according to lyrics from her new song, “Saturday.”

At 16, she’s three years older than you remember her, but, as you know, this age difference isn’t terribly noticeable in terms of maturity.

She’s still referencing her old song (“gotta have my bowl”), partying “all night” and wondering where the peanut butter and some guy’s pants have gone.

Unfortunately, it’s not quite as catchy as “Friday” and probably won’t spawn as many awesome parodies. 

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Kohl’s Utilizes Rebecca Black For Holiday Sales

I always fear going to the orthodontist. Lately it’s because they seem to not know how to control their tiny power tools, either that or their hands are just too big, because they are constantly cutting my cheeks. By accident, mind you, this isn’t a Corbin Bernsen horror movie.

Today was different, I expected blood and gore and got Christmas music. On repeat. Oh and I heard a Kohl’s commercial, in between “White Christmas” and “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing” for their new advertising campaign featuring Rebecca Black. Well a version of her viral hit “Friday.”

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Rebecca Black FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY On America’s Got Talent

Actually it was Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday, but you know, that song only applies to the one day sooo, I guess she can’t only perform it on Fridays, though I’m sure most people would hope she would, if at all.

I don’t want to bully the poor girl, since she recently left High School after being harassed by classmates. I love this song. I sing it every Friday because Friday is the day I eat pizza.


Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal (and pizza)

Look man, don’t look at this song as a song, look at it as an SNL skit or a jingle for some sort of weekend sale on tampons. Makes it better huh? Friday Friday Friday, shark week approaching, gotta plug myself, gotta go downstairs, flush the OB. It’s Friday Friday Friday.

Rebecca Black And Katy Perry Sung Together On Friday Friday Friday

Guess what happened on FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY, August 5th? Rebecca Black appeared onstage with Katy Perry where they both sung Black’s Youtube sensation “Friday.” (Rebecca appears at about the :47 second mark of the video above)

I like when Rebecca Black pops out and the crazy audience member lets out a banshee screech, “OH MY GOD IT’S REBECCA BLACK!”

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