Michelle Rodriguez is a Fun Drunk

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Michelle Rodriguez and professional celebrity bestie/model Cara Delevingne seemed to be having an absolute blast at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday.

A blast whenever their eyes weren’t focused on the game, that is.
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Judging by photos taken of the two at the game, Michelle and Cara got SUPER drunk and possibly high before the game and continued to drink while orange balls bounced past their half-open eyes.
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They kissed, blew smoke rings [with an e-cig], spaced out and took goofy selfies in case the paparazzi didn’t do their job and capture their complete disinterest in basketball.  Continue reading “Michelle Rodriguez is a Fun Drunk”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-9-12]

Security could not get this fat guy to stop twirling his t-shirt on a pole. (Deadspin)

Fifty Shades Of Grey has a screenwriter and she used to write about dinosaurs. (Huffington Post)

Dionne (Stacey Dash) is a big busty Mitt Romney supporter. (Too Fab)

Zac Efron covered in owls and rabbits for BlackBook. (ohmyGAHH!)

Man in florida dies after cockroach-eating contest, the prize was a python. (NBC)

Lena Dunham paid $3.5 million for first book. (Yahoo!)

Can you tell without sunglasses if Jennifer Aniston‘s engagement ring too large? (People)

Robert Pattinson not selling house after K-Stew reconciliation. (Evil Beet)

‘Fingle’ Is Twister For Your iPad-Loving Hands

There’s a new Twister-like game out for iPad which focuses on “The thrills of touching each others’ hands,” as is described on their retro-themed website.

“Explore the intimate touch of each others fingers with Fingle’s two-player puzzles. Break the ice or engage friends to get awkwardly close. Fingle is a cooperative two-player iPad® game about the thrills of touching each other.” Continue reading “‘Fingle’ Is Twister For Your iPad-Loving Hands”

The Biggest Video Game Reveals At E3

At the biggest yearly video game event, Electronic Entertainment Expo, I’ve seen many promising games. All from the comfort of my home, I mean, I can’t be bothered to to fly to L.A. just to be overwhelmed by crowds and demos.

G4 is sufficient. I appreciated the Aisha Tyler-hosted Ubisoft event over the boring bigwigs at EA. So far, the trailers for Halo 4, Assassin’s Creed 3, and The Avengers: Battle for Earth are the most exciting.

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The Elder Scrolls MMO And Why You Might Never See Your Spouse Again

ZeniMax and Bethesda have announced plans for an Elder Scrolls MMO (massively multiplayer online game) with a release date sometime in 2013. Screenshots and a teaser trailer have already hit the viral internerd highway.

Here’s why you might never see your spouse again. If you don’t live under a rock, you know that the Elder Scrolls series reached new heights of popularity with its fifth installment, Skyrim.

If you thought that was bad, wait until there’s no ending to the game, which is exactly what an MMO is. A neverending addiction that sucks you in using the basic human gluttony instinct.  Continue reading “The Elder Scrolls MMO And Why You Might Never See Your Spouse Again”

Teleporting Super Mario Bros Indie Game


Indie game developer Stabyourself (Maurice Guégan and Sašo Smole) are the brains behind a new project that combines the mirrored teleporting aspects of the game Portal with the retro familiarity of Nintendo’s original Super Mario Brothers.

Mari0 (with a zero) will be 100% free to Mac and PC users once it comes out, though the release date is currently unknown.

Guégan and Smole promise that,

“The primary maps will have a story and some portal-y puzzles,” And their catchphrase is,What if Nintendo teamed up with Valve and recreated the famous Mario game with Portal gun mechanics?’

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Game – The R.E.D. Album Review

Notable West Coast-revival rapper Game (formerly The Game) is the proud father of a fourth CD, his first since 2008’s LAX. With his tattoo-body advertising (Converse, Hurricane Shoes, Dodgers) multiple arrests and Grammy nominations, Game is looking to regain the spotlight, though perhaps it is a spotlight he never really had.

While he may have been certified platinum for his well-respected debut The Documentary, his level of recognition has not spiked since. He looks to do just that with The R.E.D Album, his first album to be released when he himself is not surrounded by controversy – whether it be assault charges, lawsuits or beefs with other artists. The question is, does he have “the game,” to be successful without all the non-musical hype?

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Rihanna, Bruno Mars and Lebron Dissed in New Game Track

August 15th, a new track from Game (formerly The Game) was leaked onto YouTube. The song, “Martians Vs. Goblins,” from his upcoming R.E.D Album has guest vocals from Lil’ Wayne and Tyler, The Creator.

The song disses several major names in the business including Rihanna (something about snatching her up and throwing her “in front of a fuckin’ train?”)

And Bruno Mars, dissed by Tyler, The Creator for “Sucking dick and fucking male butts in the same closet where Tyler Perry gets his clothes from.”

And Miami Heat star LeBron James, dissed by Tyler, “Fall back like Lebron’s hairline against the Mavericks” and Game, who mentions boning Lebron’s mother while Delonte West (former LeBron/Cavaliers teammate) videotapes it?

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