Justin Bieber prepared for clinical warfare yesterday during a shopping trip in London. In an attempt to hide from the paparazzi, Justin wore a black gas mask and a Nets cap.
I’d like to start a petition to keep Justin masked. Not even a joke, I promise. This is for safety.
He’s constantly being hounded by girls who’ve never heard of ‘N Sync, and I’m constantly forced to look at him.
Two questions. Do the masks (the one on the right is from last year) muffle his voice? And does he think anyone actually believes that there’s some other scrawny, gold chain-wearing white boy being followed by cameras?
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