Random Celebs Weigh in on the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Controversy

Jon Stewart duck dynastyA hoard of famous whelps crawled out of the woodwork to comment on homophobic comments made by Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson over the week, from the Stephen Colberts to the reality famewhores. Here’s what Robertson said to stir the pot:

“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.”

AND:

“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

And here’s what a bunch of other noteworthy-ish people had to say…

Jon Stewart: “I assumed it was a show in which ducks re-enact the show ‘Dynasty’ … which, by the way, would have a huge gay following,”

George Takei: “I don’t really care feather someone on a reality show said something about gays that didn’t fit the bill. He’s entitled to his opinion, even if it’s for the birds. But the network also is worried about flocking with its base, so if it feels it should drake him over the coals for making his fowl comments, so be it.”

Stephen Colbert:  “It’s not the eloquent speech you might expect from a backwoods Louisiana bird-murderer.”  Continue reading “Random Celebs Weigh in on the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Controversy”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-20-12]

If someone has to read Fifty Shades to you, make sure it’s George oh my Takei. (The Mary Sue)

Snooki hates the c-word, and if you say it around her, her ears will fall off. (Evil Beet)

God help us. Bryan Singer (X-Men) working on Twilight Zone reboot for CBS. (ONTD!)

Childkilling joke in This Is 40 will not be changed or removed. (Daily Mail)

And Kristen Stewart won’t be having an affair with Ben Affleck. (Huffington Post)

Amanda Seyfried tries to talk about popsicles without giving everyone a boner. (ohmyGAHH!)

Steve Buscemi and Steve Carell as magicians in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. (Slash Film)

Look How Cute George Takei Is

Like all good nerdy liberals, I LOVE George Takei. Not in a molester way, I just wish he was my grandfather (Clint too) I mean how badass would it be if I was related to Sulu?

He’d probably give the best birthday presents too, and hopefully a realistic limited edition model of the Enterprise for graduation. Speaking of birthdays, that day just arrived for George yesterday, on April 20th. It was his 75th.

Today Robert Smith and Iggy Pop’s celebrated their special days but I’m much more interested in Mr. Takei. Look at this picture of him in Toronto celebrating. Ugh, I just want to abduct [insert beam joke here] him.  Continue reading “Look How Cute George Takei Is”

Celebrity Apprentice 2012 Cast, Aiken To Takei Your Lampanelli

Rhymes aside, the Celebrity Apprentice cast of 2012 is mostly made up of stars. I’ll list them from the most to least famous.

Arsenio Hall, Clay Aiken, Lisa Lampanelli, George Takei, Adam Carolla, Debbie Gibson, Tia Carrere, Dee Snider, Lou Ferrigno, Aubrey O’Day, Cheryl Tiegs, Penn Jillette, Teresa Giudice, Michael Andretti, Victoria Gotti, Patricia Velásquez, Paul Teutu and Dayana Mendoza.

The first nine are pretty self-explanatory, talk show host, American Idol loser, raunchy comedian, Star Trek alumn, other comedian, 80’s pop star, Wayne’s World actress, Twisted Sister frontman, TV’s original Incredible Hulk.

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