Georgia Authorities Arrest Reese Witherspoon For Disorderly Conduct *UPDATE*

Reese Witherspoon mugshotSouthern belle Reese Witherspoon was arrested for disorderly conduct at 3:30 a.m. on Friday.

The adorable actress was reportedly handcuffed because she refused to stay in the car after her husband and agent, James Toth, was pulled over for a DUI in Atlanta.

Cops in Georgia are real douchebags. I mean, Reese is 5’1″ and couldn’t hurt a fly even if she wanted to. It doesn’t matter if she jumped out of the car with a machete yelling about severed heads.

TMZ says she tried to play up her celebrity status, yelling “Do you know my name?” and “You are going to be on national news” to avoid getting in trouble.

You do not simply arrest Reese Witherspoon. Her and Kristin Chenoweth are off limits. He should have just fed her a Snickers and ran.

UPDATE: The man who arrested her wrote in the report that she hung her head out the window and yelled that she was didn’t believe he was a “real police officer.”

Reese has released a statement saying she “clearly had one drink too many” and is “deeply embarrassed.”

Southern Woman Hated Her Mugshot, Called 911

A local Georgia woman called 911 to complain about her appearance in a mug shot that was published in a collection called Bad & Busted. Forty five year-old Sylvia Fowler got her wish to “retake” the photo after she was arrested a second time, for misusing the 911 emergency system.

She was originally booked for “terrorist threats and acts” looking like an old mother hen who was fed a steady diet of crystal meth instead of grains. The retake is, better, depending on your definition.

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Meet Anna Watson, The World’s Strongest Cheerleader

When I think of cheerleaders Kirsten Dunst in Bring It On comes to mind. To be honest the image in my head might be even more cliche – the girls at my high school, now pregnant homemakers, with their popularity and below-average pep rally dance routines. (#Jealously)

Now that I know more about life, and sports, I realize that cheerleading is not a joke to everyone, particularly those in the profession. It’s a hard job, sports mixed with modeling, essentially. A job based on not only aesthetics but a certain athletic ability.

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