Shailene Woodley ‘Too Normal’ to Play Mary Jane in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2?’

Shailene Woodley Spiderman set The Spider-Man series found their new Mary Jane Watson in Oscar-nominated actress Shailene Woodley of The Descendants and ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager back in October 2012. After the newly ginger actress was seen walking around the set on Monday without makeup, the discussion of whether or not she’s right for the part resurfaced.

Disappointed nerds on i09 called her “plain,” “wholesome” and “not leggy enough.” Others said 16-year-old Chloe Moretz would have been a better choice and compared Woodley to K-Stew and Beaker from The Muppets.

“She looks like Channing Tatum in a wig,” one frustrated Collider reader wrote.  Continue reading “Shailene Woodley ‘Too Normal’ to Play Mary Jane in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2?’”

Is Taylor Swift Dating Ed Sheeran?

English iTunes singer/songwriter chart topper and Taylor Swift collaborator Ed Sheeran got a new “Red” tattoo on his upper arm honoring Swifty’s new album.

Swift, who was recently dropped by high school student Conor Kennedy, is reportedly getting “increasingly close” with her redheaded “Everything Has Changed” co-writer.

The descriptions given in interviews of each other aren’t exactly telling. “She’s such an awesome person all around” from him, and “Ed is my absolute favorite” / “he’s been the only artist I’ve been listening to” from her.  Continue reading “Is Taylor Swift Dating Ed Sheeran?”

Lindsay Lohan Converts Back To Gingerism

Lindsay Lohan finally took everyone’s advice! She dyed her hair red, just like it was back in 2009 and before.

Does this have anything to do with paparazzi confusing her with Blondie’s Deborah Harry who is 41 years her senior?

That whole debacle did have a lot to do with both of them staying at the Mercer Hotel in New York.

After Lindsay’s SNL gig photogs that were camped outside saw a hooded woman with blonde hair and made the assumption.

On the other hand, it does speak to the fact that Lindsay looked older than Sharon Stone, dead Bela Lugosi and the pyramids of Giza.

The Saturday Night Live costume/makeup people knew to put red and brunette wigs on her and now when I look at her I no longer have to pretend that there is a lingering semblance of the Mean Girls from my memory. Continue reading “Lindsay Lohan Converts Back To Gingerism”

Shaun White Has Ging Minge Pics? Say It Ain’t So

TMZ is reporting that a scandalous photo of Shaun White at a hotel party is being shopped around to various sources, in hopes of a big payday.

It depicts a naked Shaun White, in bed, on top of a woman with a big grin on his face, looking at the camera. So, it’s not just a nude photo, but a picture of Flying Tomato sex?

There are actually two pics, but one is supposedly of a fully clothed skate/snowboarder making out with the same woman. The photos were taken in 2009 just before he won a gold medal at the Winter X-Games.

“TMZ has seen the pics…let’s just say the ginger carpet matches the ginger drapes.”

World’s Largest Sperm Bank Turns Away Gingers

The Cryos International sperm bank in Denmark, which distributes to over 65 countries around the world, is no longer accepting sperm from people with the MC1R recessive variant gene.

In layman’s terms, they’re rejecting sperm from men with red hair!

The Telegraph is reporting that due to a supply and demand issue (not enough people want those sickly red sperms) the bank will put hold on red-haired submissions.

The bank’s director, Ole Schou, says of the situation:

“There are too many redheads in relation to demand, I do not think you choose a redhead, unless the partner – for example, the sterile male – has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that’s perhaps not so many.”

Less than four percent of the world population has naturally red hair…

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