Angel Haze is WAY More Than Friends With Ireland Baldwin, Get it Right

Angel Haze girlfriend An interview with the Independent more than indicates that lady rapper Angel Haze is really really tired of the media confusing her romance with Ireland Baldwin for a run-of-the-mill friendship.

Haze, who met Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger’s 18-year-old daughter at New York Fashion Week months ago and has been sharing adorable couple-y photos on Instagram ever since, said “I don’t know if there’s like some confirm or deny thing with the way relationships work in the media, but everyone just calls us best friends, best friends for life, like we’re just friends hanging out.”

She called it “funny” but added that it also “sucks,” continuing on with a slightly explicit rant about how “friends don’t f*ck” and to STFU because they definitely do, all the time.

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Clippers Owner is in a Mess of Trouble After Making Racist Comments to Black Mistress

Donald Sterling mistressMarried rich geezer Donald Sterling is having quite the identity crisis this week. Sterling is under investigation by the NBA after being caught on tape telling his girlfriend that he’s tired of her promoting her friendships with black people.

It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people,” he says on the recording. “Do you have to?” 

Not only are 12 of Sterling’s 14 L.A. Clippers African-American (and the coach), but his mistress, 38-year-old Maria Vanessa Perez, known to the press simply as V. Stiviano, is half Latina and half black.

The entire league, both active and retired are urging folks to boycott the team, and the Clippers players themselves protested by wearing their warm-up uniforms inside out so the logo wasn’t visible.

Sterling’s biggest mistake was perhaps including beloved icon Magic Johnson in his rant, expressing concern over Stiviano bringing him to Staples Center.  Continue reading “Clippers Owner is in a Mess of Trouble After Making Racist Comments to Black Mistress”

Robin Roberts is Gay, Thanks Girlfriend For Support

Robin Roberts vintage ESPNThis afternoon my news feed was bursting at the seams about Good Morning America‘s Robin Roberts’ gayness. Upon telling my snarky roommate, he said he wasn’t surprised and when I asked if it was because she had short hair he said, “No, she was a really good college basketball player.”

I don’t want to admit that that makes sense because it’s less politically correct than Tiffany “Pennsatucky” on Orange Is The New Black, but it’s definitely funny. (Click here for a look at her as a Lady Lion at Southeastern Louisiana University.)

Roberts didn’t loudly “come out,” she simply mentioned her long time massage therapist girlfriend Amber Laign on Facebook.  Continue reading “Robin Roberts is Gay, Thanks Girlfriend For Support”

Demi Lovato Playing Santana’s Love Interest on ‘Glee’

Demi Lovato Naya Rivera kissI suppose Naya Rivera and Demi Lovato have little in common besides being famous Latina women with strange names, but during season 5 of Glee they will share a duet, a dance and probably even a kiss.

It was confirmed last Sunday by Rivera that the 21-year-old “Heart Attack” singer will be playing her struggling artist girlfriend. “She’s playing my love interest so I’m very, very excited about that,” she said.

Does anyone watch Glee for any other reason than Santana at this point? She’s the best singer with the best lines but I fear her career will end after the show because movie and TV casting directors are idiots.

I’m STILL obsessed with her and Amber Riley doing Adele + Brandy and Monica.

Bradley Cooper Likes Gerard Butler More Than he Likes his New Girlfriend

Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler tennis
Bradley Cooper brought a date to Wimbledon and it wasn’t his girlfriend, 21-year-old model Suki Waterhouse. While Waterhouse was technically present, Cooper had tunnel vision for Gerard.

Coop and Butte opted to pose for photos together and laugh it up in matching suits instead of paying much attention to Andy Murray’s win over Novak Djokovic.  Continue reading “Bradley Cooper Likes Gerard Butler More Than he Likes his New Girlfriend”

50 Cent Accused of Kicking His Ex-Girlfriend and Destroying Her Stuff

50 Cent boxing pose50 Cent, the rapper most famous for singing the line “Go shawty, it’s your birthday” in the song “In Da Club” is in hot water for allegedly kicking his girlfriend and completely trashing her condo last month.

He reportedly dated the woman for three years and is also the father of her child.

According the L.A. area police, 50, a.k.a. Curtis Jackson broke her chandeliers, her TV, a lamp and then “ransacked” her closet. It doesn’t take an expert to know that a woman’s clothes are often more precious than Keystone Pipeline oil. Hell, even I’d be mad if someone tore up my non-designer jeans and shirts.

Do you have any idea how hard is is to find pants that fit properly? Especially when you’re 5’7″ and have the legs of Gary Coleman and the torso of albino Aisha Tyler.  Continue reading “50 Cent Accused of Kicking His Ex-Girlfriend and Destroying Her Stuff”

LEAVE OMAROSA ALONE: Reality Star Accused of Being ‘Fixated’ on Michael Clarke Duncan’s Money

Omarosa crying I wouldn’t normally speak ill of a family who recently suffered a loss, but in the case of Michael Clarke Duncan’s sister, I might have to make an exception.

Judy Duncan claims that her brother’s fiancé, TV villain Omarosa Manigault, was “fixated” on his money when he was on life support and that he was not of “sound mind” when he changed his will to make her the main beneficiary.

To sum it up, ol’ Judy wanted more than the $100,000 Michael, who passed away in fall of 2012, left her.

I’m tired of the misconception that Omarosa is a gold-digging bitch of an attention whore. Instead, I call upon you to think of her as a professional reality show villain.

Yes, Omarosa became a Celebrity Apprentice contestant and Surreal Life cast member after competing on regular Apprentice, but she’s also a well-educated business woman, specializing in broadcast journalism and communications.  Continue reading “LEAVE OMAROSA ALONE: Reality Star Accused of Being ‘Fixated’ on Michael Clarke Duncan’s Money”

Bloodthirsty Marc Anthony Takes Oblivious Young Girlfriend To Disneyland

Marc Anthony new girlfriend 44-year-old Marc Anthony took his new young girlfriend, 21-year-old Topshop heiress Chloe Green, to Disneyland this past week for their first public date.

He looks like a fun guy huh? I mean, especially fun at Disneyland, where Chloe likely had to go on all the rides with J-Lo’s twins and not Marc because of the weight limit.

How much heroin do you have do you have to do daily to stay at around 118 pounds, and when are people going to realize that the Chupacabra is not an elusive creature? Like Lestat in Queen of the Damned, Marc has exposed his supernatural abilities to the public without them even realizing it.  Continue reading “Bloodthirsty Marc Anthony Takes Oblivious Young Girlfriend To Disneyland”

There’s No Getting Around It – Oscar Pistorius Meant To Kill His Girlfriend

Oscar Pistorius cryingThere are still friends, family and devout fans of Oscar Pistorius who do not want to explore the possibility that the murder of his girlfriend was not an accident, but if the police and news reports are even remotely correct, there is simply no way that it was.

30-year-old FHM model Reeva Steenkamp was shot four times through a door in the hand and head. Reports suggest that a first bullet hit her in the hip while she was in the bedroom, and that she was later chased into the bathroom. Even if she wasn’t attacked before entering the bathroom, there is little to no chance that Pistorius mistook her for an intruder.

Most people scream (or make recognizable noises of some sort) when their life is in danger…

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South African Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots and Kills Girlfriend Valentine’s Day Morning

Oscar Pistorius girlfriendParalympic champion Oscar Pistorius, also known as “Blade Runner” and the “Fastest man on no legs,” was arrested today for the murder of his model/law graduate girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Police arrived at Pistorius’ home in Pretoria, South Africa in the early hours of Valentine’s Day, recovering a 9 mm pistol from the scene believed to be the murder weapon.

Early reports suggested that the shooting was an accident and the possibly result of him confusing Steenkamp for an intruder while she was attempting to surprise him for Valentine’s.

Authorities say they had been called to his house multiple times for incidents of “a domestic nature,” and TMZ has learned that Pistorius was arrested in 2009 for assaulting a female companion.  Continue reading “South African Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots and Kills Girlfriend Valentine’s Day Morning”

Russki Couple Get Matching Face Tattoos 24 Hours After Meeting

Russian face tattoo womanTrue love in Russia! Lesya and Ruslan Toumaniantz decided to get five inch-high tattoos of each other’s names after spending a single day together.

This is great because it’s probably really hard for them to remember who they’re dating.

Ruslan, a tattoo artist who originally “met” ladylove Lesya in a chat room, was so taken with her figure/personality that he splooged Gothic ink blotches all over her face cheeks (and his own). –>PHOTOS HERE<–

Usually regret sets in months, maybe years later, but I have a feeling 30 seconds to that 24 hours is more fitting. Somewhere near a pigeon cage, Mike Tyson just said “Oh sh*t, you went too far.”

Lewis Hamilton Buys Private Jet to See More of Nicole Scherzinger

Lewis hamilton nicole scherzingerIf you were a Formula 1 Race Driver who just signed a $94 million contract with Mercedes would you rather a) buy a $47 million private jet to see your girlfriend across the world or b) spend $1 million on whores to dress up like your girlfriend. See this is the difference between true romantic Lewis Hamilton and Charlie Sheen.

The 28-year old race car driver splashed out on a private jet so he could see his former Pussy Cat Doll and shiteous solo artist Nicole Scherzinger. See ladies, all it takes to supremely whip a man is exotic Eurasian- Indian looks and the leadership skills to shoot seven strippers to stardom.

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Oprah Asks Cissy Houston About Whitney’s Possible Lesbian Tendencies

Whitney Houston's girlfriendIn the new book Remembering Whitney by Cissy Houston, the stern mother of the troubled star wrote that she did not approve of her daughter’s relationship with Robyn Crawford.

Crawford was often linked romantically to Houston without much proof, but Cissy basically spelled it out when she said that kids “want to experiment with all kinds of things.”

Oprah Winfrey asked Houston about it on OWN’s Next Chapter in a less elaborate but equally honest line of questioning, and Cissy still made it clear that she disliked the very idea of it.  Continue reading “Oprah Asks Cissy Houston About Whitney’s Possible Lesbian Tendencies”

Manti Te’o Plays Katie Couric His Fake Girlfriend’s Voicemails, Denies Gay Rumors

Manti Teo girlfriend memeManti Te’o answered the questions that were burning in the back of everyone’s minds on Thursday’s episode of KatieWell-worded versions of internet-favorites like “How could he be so f*cking stupid” and  “Is he a homo?”

The talented Notre Dame linebacker, whose online hoax (perpetrated by Ronaiah Tuiasosopo) spawned countless memes and an invisible Where’s Waldo “Manti Te’o Girlfriend” tumblr, also played some voicemails from fictional jealous beauty Lennay Kekua.  Continue reading “Manti Te’o Plays Katie Couric His Fake Girlfriend’s Voicemails, Denies Gay Rumors”

A Brief Summary of Events in the Confusing Case of Manti Te’o’s Fake Online Girlfriend

Manti Teo Lennay KekuThe story of promising Notre Dame University linebacker and Heisman-contender Manti Te’o‘s girlfriend is confusing. Since it’s already all over the news, I’ll attempt to explain it to you in the simplest way.

On October 10, 2011, a woman using the name Lennay Kekua contacted the then 19-year-old football player on Twitter. They quickly became “friends” who interacted frequently, taking it to the next level a few months later, in January of 2012.

In September, Te’o lost his grandma and his online girlfriend, who was thought to have been diagnosed with leukemia.  Continue reading “A Brief Summary of Events in the Confusing Case of Manti Te’o’s Fake Online Girlfriend”

Simon Cowell’s Money Buys Playboy Playmate – ‘The X Factor’ Judge Confirms Romance With Carmen Electra

Simon Cowell Carmen Electra datingSimon Cowell and Carmen Electra have been rumored lovers since they were photographed on a dinner date in September, and last week on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Cowell said they are dating, but not exclusively.

She’s not my girlfriend,” Simon explained. “We’re people who date. She’s adorable, isn’t she?”

Electra supposedly sat in The X Factor audience and was showered with kisses between every commercial break and also used the word “adorable” to describe Simon (along with “cute,” “cool,” and “sweetheart”) in November.

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Chiefs Will Not Cancel Game Against Carolina in Wake of LB Jovan Belcher Murder-Suicide

Jovan Belcher girlfriend 1Tragic news out of Kansas. Linebacker Jovan Belcher, 25, killed his 22-year-old girlfriend of three years in front of her mother, drove to Arrowhead stadium, thanked the general manager and coach, then shot himself in the head.

It was explained in an official statement that coach Crennel, the league office and team captains collectively decided to not cancel their afternoon game against the Carolina Panthers today.

Belcher’s motive for murdering girlfriend-of-three-years Kasandra Perkins just three months after she gave birth to his child is unknown. A friend of the couple tells the Kansas City Star that they had argued over Perkins staying out late for a concert and that she wasn’t aware of prior abuse.  Continue reading “Chiefs Will Not Cancel Game Against Carolina in Wake of LB Jovan Belcher Murder-Suicide”