Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-15-13]

Selena Gomez Josh Hutcherson GlobesSelena Gomez stood next to Josh Hutcherson at Globes afterparty, is now his wife. (Evil Beet)

The NRA made a first-person shooter for ages four and up. How educational. (Kotaku)

Lady Gaga should probably retire that old machine gun bra of hers. (

Trendy Frankenstein/new Lohan Amanda Bynes pierced her cheek. (Too Fab)

Bradley Cooper is the one guy in entertainment who won’t date Taylor Swift. (Radar)

Geniuses Deadmau5 and Kat Von D explain why their engagement ring is ugly. (Celebuzz)

Anna Kendrick SO CLOSE to getting arrested for lewd conduct in movie theater. (E! Online)