Kelly Osbourne Spray Paints the Night Away After Becoming Single

Justin Bieber Kelly OsbourneKelly Osbourne took graffiti lessons from none other than Justin Bieber and posted proof of the event on Instagram on the very same day she announced that her and Matthew Mosshart would no longer be getting married.

“The split is amicable and the pair continue to have nothing but the utmost respect for one another,” a statement released to Us Weekly read. “Kelly is looking forward to a new year full of fresh beginnings. No further comments will be provided by all parties and we request privacy, decorum and space from the press but don’t expect it.”

Here’s my dream scenario, Kelly dates Justin and eventually takes him home to meet her dad, the Prince of Darkness, who promptly bites off his head off and spits it into a bowl full of Altoids Sours.

The Jersey Shore House Has To Be Painted WEEKLY

The house that has seen it all – Italian sausage in the hot tub, the mysterious disappearance of Angelina and Snooki‘s poof (I almost posted missing flyers) and all the guido power of 50 Sopranos – is graffitied daily.

Fans and anti-fans alike visit the Seaside Heights house constantly trying to break in, stealing roof shingles and writing their names and messages like “We love you Snooki” in Sharpie, TMZ reports.

Security has been amped up but the house still has to be repainted on a weekly basis. Fortunately it’s on MTV to pay for damages when the house is occupied by the Jersey Shore cast.  Continue reading “The Jersey Shore House Has To Be Painted WEEKLY”

Jon Lovitz Stands Up To Anti-Semitic Teen Bullies

The combined power of comedian Jon Lovitz’s notoriety and Twitter led to the expulsion of three bullies at Nobel Middle School in Northridge, California on April 9.

It came about when Lovitz took to the social media platform to express concern for his friend’s daughter who had a hate crime committed against her in the form of a swastika and the word “jew” written in maple syrup on her yard.

Lovitz persisted, posting a picture of them with the caption, “The 3 girls who are bullying my friend’s daughter, they want to be known. Let them be famous as Jew haters. Pls RT.”

The incident which also included dog feces left on the porch, was not serious enough to be called a “hate crime.” According to the police “hate incident” was more fitting. Thankfully the girls were taken out of their school, partly because of all the attention on the web.  Continue reading “Jon Lovitz Stands Up To Anti-Semitic Teen Bullies”

Video: Kat Graham – “Put Your Graffiti On Me”

That witch from The Vampire Diaries has a new song out and it’s loud and manic and colorful…everything you could ask for in a pulpy pop anthem, just in time for Spring.

Former strawberry Fanta girl Kat Graham goes apeshit sexy b-a-n-a-n-a-s in “Put Your Graffiti On Me,” hitting a cowbell with pink leopard print lips and a hoard of spray-painting knicker sluts.
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