Celeb-By-Celeb Breakdown of the 2013 Grammys

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The Grammys are boring, but you and I, we can pretend they’re not by focusing less on the gaudy “rock” and country music and more on the scandals, bad outfits and cleavage.

These are the most headline-worthy celebrities at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards

1. Jennifer Lopez

J-Lo joked onstage that she couldn’t give a cougarf*cking Casper Smart about CBS’s prude dress code memo, delivering a big f-you in the form of a giant, puffy genital-exposing gam.  Continue reading “Celeb-By-Celeb Breakdown of the 2013 Grammys”

Did Chris Brown Just Compare Selling Drugs To Beating Rihanna?!

Oh no he motherfuckin’ didn’t (but yes, he actually did) Tweet on Tuesday that everyone imitates rappers who have sold drugs and that people can learn from their mistakes yet are unrightfully bombarded with day-to-day hatred?

WHAT? Seriously? Chris Brown, I hate you for a very good reason and I will never forgive you or think of you in a different light, especially since you continue to act like a punk.

I will always see a violent, cocky, talentless, immature little prick when I look at you.

That’s what happens when you hit a woman (who happens to be a successful and loved pop star) until her eyes swell shut.

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Video: Taylor Swift – “Mean” (Live At The Grammys)

During one of his five Grammy wins Dave Grohl got up pointed to his heart and clowned an audience almost fully comprised of pop stars, DJs and rappers,

“The human element of making music is most important. Singing into a microphone, learning to play your instrument…it’s not about being perfect…It’s not about what goes on in a computer.”

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2012 Grammy Highlights, Adele, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj’s Illuminati Robe And More!

 There were many memorable moments of the 54th Annual Grammy Awards yesterday night. Even the red carpet show had its moments. The most shocking thing of all? Lady Gaga was there but didn’t make a big stink at the pre-show.

I didn’t even know she was there until they panned to her royal netted face and scepter-holding hands during her first loss to Adele in the ‘Best Pop Solo Performance’ category. (Gaga won nothing and lost to Adele three times)  Continue reading “2012 Grammy Highlights, Adele, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj’s Illuminati Robe And More!”