Kanye West Poses Semi-Nude With Kim, Disses The President

Kim and Kanye naked Business duo Kardashian and West are leaving new mementos (Kim-friendly translation: Mentos) for their future daughter to turn red over.

Interesting that Jañye would agree to a naked embrace reminiscent of a bargain bin romance novel for the French magazine L’Officiel Hommes after supposedly having too much artistic integrity to appear on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

At a concert in the UK over the weekend, Kanye crapped all over Obama (“I don’t give a f*ck what the president’s got to say”), the Grammys (“The Grammys can suck my d*ck”) and Justin Timberlake (“I ain’t f*ckin’ with that ‘Suit & Tie”).

…Again, a few to many insults from the guy who’s signed on for the long haul with the most shameless woman in Hollywood.

Funny Video: Sophia Grace & Rosie at the Grammys

Sophia Grace and Rosie shared candy and tiaras with Florence Welch, Katy Perry, 2 Chainz, Maroon 5, LL Cool J, Carrie Underwood and Drake while covering the red carpet at the Grammys.

The day after Ellen aired that gem, she made a 16-year-old girl’s dreams come true when she paired her up with Bruno Mars (who also gave her concert tickets and a Gucci dress) for a slow dance.

Celeb-By-Celeb Breakdown of the 2013 Grammys

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The Grammys are boring, but you and I, we can pretend they’re not by focusing less on the gaudy “rock” and country music and more on the scandals, bad outfits and cleavage.

These are the most headline-worthy celebrities at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards

1. Jennifer Lopez

J-Lo joked onstage that she couldn’t give a cougarf*cking Casper Smart about CBS’s prude dress code memo, delivering a big f-you in the form of a giant, puffy genital-exposing gam.  Continue reading “Celeb-By-Celeb Breakdown of the 2013 Grammys”

CBS Wants to Ruin Any Remaining Shred of Fun at The Grammys

Crazy grammy dresses 2Good thing Lil’ Kim and Trey Parker have no reason to be at The Grammys this year. An email sent by CBS Standards and Practices to attending celebrities lists all the things they’re not allowed to wear.

No-nos includes “thong type costumes,” “sheer see-through clothing” and “brand name products on T-shirts.” One-piece tuxedos and turtlenecks are okay.

Problematic (and favorite) language in the memo, which was reportedly leaked by a low-level staffer, would have to be the redundant references to “female breast nipples” and “buttock crack.”

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Did Chris Brown Just Compare Selling Drugs To Beating Rihanna?!

Oh no he motherfuckin’ didn’t (but yes, he actually did) Tweet on Tuesday that everyone imitates rappers who have sold drugs and that people can learn from their mistakes yet are unrightfully bombarded with day-to-day hatred?

WHAT? Seriously? Chris Brown, I hate you for a very good reason and I will never forgive you or think of you in a different light, especially since you continue to act like a punk.

I will always see a violent, cocky, talentless, immature little prick when I look at you.

That’s what happens when you hit a woman (who happens to be a successful and loved pop star) until her eyes swell shut.

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Sophia Grace And Rosie’s Red Carpet Interview #2

If you haven’t seen Sophia Grace and her hypegirl Rosie on Ellen yet you are missing out, and this is coming from someone who publicly loathes children.

These British tutu/tiara-wearing kids are the epitome of adorable. Everything that humans should be, hyper, funny and intrepid.

Sophia Grace burst onto the scene with her YouTube cover of Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass.” Soon after its release, the video (like Maria Aragon’s “Born This Way”) gained national and deserved attention from the media and she was invited onto The Ellen DeGeneres Show.  Continue reading “Sophia Grace And Rosie’s Red Carpet Interview #2”

Video: Taylor Swift – “Mean” (Live At The Grammys)

During one of his five Grammy wins Dave Grohl got up pointed to his heart and clowned an audience almost fully comprised of pop stars, DJs and rappers,

“The human element of making music is most important. Singing into a microphone, learning to play your instrument…it’s not about being perfect…It’s not about what goes on in a computer.”

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2012 Grammy Highlights, Adele, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj’s Illuminati Robe And More!

 There were many memorable moments of the 54th Annual Grammy Awards yesterday night. Even the red carpet show had its moments. The most shocking thing of all? Lady Gaga was there but didn’t make a big stink at the pre-show.

I didn’t even know she was there until they panned to her royal netted face and scepter-holding hands during her first loss to Adele in the ‘Best Pop Solo Performance’ category. (Gaga won nothing and lost to Adele three times)  Continue reading “2012 Grammy Highlights, Adele, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj’s Illuminati Robe And More!”

Kanye Will Likely Overshadow LL Cool J’s Hosting Gig At The Grammys

LL Cool J is the definite host of the 2012 Grammy Awards which will undoubtedly be overshadowed by Kanye West who is nominated seven times, and you know what that means – he’s 100% going to win at least one award which means something else in itself…

He’ll storm the stage, make some crazy narcissistic comments, likely about how the artists on his new G.O.O.D label are better than all the other artists at the show, plus something about Blue Ivy Carter being a bigger star than Adele.

I know that if LL Cool J wanted to he could knock Kanye out just like his mama said, but he’s too much of a gentleman. Continue reading “Kanye Will Likely Overshadow LL Cool J’s Hosting Gig At The Grammys”