Justin Bieber’s New Hair Made Him Grow Ovaries, Boobies and a Lemon Fresh Vagina

Justin bieber side shaveThe Sun and Mirror Online called Justin Bieber‘s new side-shave haircut “girly,” “dodgy” and “weird” in their headlines.

The nickname “Justin Bieb-Her” and Rihanna and Miley Cyrus copycat comments even inspired Inquisitr to write a 600 word editorial on why it’s not okay to call him a puny lesbian. (I’m sure Justin appreciated the comparisons to The Beatles and Nirvana).

I was going to say the hair (more of a lack of gel than an actual cut?) reminded me of Martin Gore, Vanilla Ice, or that guy from Diamond Rings, but that’s insulting to all of them.

Justin, you’ve always been a girl to me. A really irritating, overly manicured, ill-tempered bitch of a girl with 16 million fake Twitter followers. Puke.

What Do You Think of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s New Haircut? Be Honest

Arnold Schwarzenegger bowl haircut 1Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t the type to care about trivial things like attracting potential mates post-divorce, or the type to care about looking good at all.

To be completely fair, he’s 65, and this dyed military side-shaved bowl definitely has to be for a movie.

I guess it’s unfair to expect him to have Mr. Universe muscles as he makes a Hollywood comeback.

After watching The Expendables 2 for five seconds, I think it’s also unfair to assume that he’d remember how to not act like a clueless newbie in front of the camera. I don’t know who this person is, but I miss Arnold. #TrueLies

Adam Brown As A Dwarf Or Jim Carrey In ‘Dumb And Dumber?’

Have I mentioned that I’m not that excited about the upcomingHobbit trilogy? I think I have, plenty. I’ve read the book more than a couple of times, and while I do remember some of the dwarves as whimsical, I wouldn’t say I pictured Jim Carrey in Dumb And Dumber.

A new trailer and promotional photos reveal Adam Brown as Ori/Lloyd Christmas in what I can only assume is recycled hair and makeup from Snow White And The Huntsman.  Continue reading “Adam Brown As A Dwarf Or Jim Carrey In ‘Dumb And Dumber?’”

Lady Gaga Shaved Her Head Like The Male Dancers In The ‘Alejandro’ Video

Lady Gaga has alway been very into angles, so it’s not terribly surprising that she shaved the back of her head into an upside down “V” or that she did it to honor friend/photographer Terry Richardson’s recently deceased mother, Annie Lomax.

Gaga wrote, “I did it for u Terry. I’m sorry about ure mommy. She has princess die, but were all princess high.”

I know Twitter limits to a tough 140 characters, but would it be too much to ask for a person of above average intelligence to not replace “your” with “ure?”

I’m also not a huge fan of super chic high-fashion haircuts. A proper woman never shows too much skull (though I do like Ellie Goulding’s haircut).  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Shaved Her Head Like The Male Dancers In The ‘Alejandro’ Video”

Miley Cyrus Cut Her Hair Really Short

Miley Cyrus posted three photos of herself with shockingly short hair on Sunday. It reminds me of the time I went into the “no-no” drawer at age four, stole the scissors and cut random patches of my hair out.

Miley almost looks like she went a little cray with the electric razor, buzzing the sides and leaving a bowl on top like Swedish pop singer Robyn.

Remember when I (and everyone else) was fooled by Maria Sharapova’s wig-wearing adventures? Well this time, it isn’t a trick.

Cyrus Tweeted, “Never felt more me in my whole life.” As long as you’re happy, Sideshow Bob

Maria Sharapova No Longer Looks Like Ivanka Trump *Update*

Update: Turns out, it was a wig. A few hours ago Sharapova wrote – “Wow, when I posted those photos with the short hair I had no idea everyone would all go bananza….

“(my dear friends, I never actually said I cut my hair!) so for the sake of my email inbox and it’s stressful 24 hours, I would like to show you the below pictures…

“My hair is still long…and blonde…and well it’s pretty much the same! We did a shoot a few days ago and I sported all types of hair styles…long and yes short (a wig!!!).”

“So what do you guys think?? I kind of love it!” was the message written by Maria Sharapova on her Facebook page Monday evening.

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Anne Hathaway Cut Her Hair, Resembles Winona

Anne Hathaway chopped off all her hair, joining the pixie likes of Michelle Williams and Emma Watson. It’s a slow day for news, and a Sunday (clearly I write all my articles the day before, that’s why they all seem outdated) so give me a break.

I think she looks a tad like Winona Ryder. Well, less cool. To be fair, no one is/was as cool as Winona Ryder or Juliette Lewis.

Hathaway reportedly cut her hair to prepare for her role as Fantine in Les Miserables.

The Les Mis prostitute thing was done by Uma Thurman in 1998 (I used to rent it from the library all the time) and I’m thinking that Tom Hooper’s 2012 adaptation will simply have a bigger budget and not much else.  Continue reading “Anne Hathaway Cut Her Hair, Resembles Winona”

Bryan Cranston’s Curly Hawk Mo

Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston, who shaved his head in the first season, Tweeted another jarring hairstyle he sported before filming the third season of the hit AMC show.

Yes, The most famous fictional meth scientist rocked a drastic wavy mohawk.

He mentions that he let his daughter cut it and that it was an homage to De Niro in Taxi Driver though it also looks like some shark-fin headscape Giants pitcher Brian Wilson would proudly parade around.

“Pic of me before 3rd season of BB. Let my daughter cut it as she pleased,wore it for 3 days then it all came off. An homage to Travis Bickle.”

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Appearance Changes For Katy Perry And Ashton Kutcher

Ashton and Katy both just got out of relationships, one noticeably longer than the other yet equally high-profile. Like all shamed and tired recently-made single people, they’re both going for something new. Ashton Kutcher cut his hair and shaved his beard/sideburns and Katy Perry dyed her blue.

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