Jennifer Love Hewitt Broke Her Wrist While [Handjob] Training For ‘The Client List’

It seems Ms. HugeTits broke her wrist training for the role of a woman who is “forced” into working at a happy ending massage parlor on The Client List.

Unfortunately, J-Love did not sprain it after an especially vigorous simulated handjob, she did it boxing.

Jennifer likes to punch things, possibly pretending the bag is every member of the media who ever drew attention to her rapidly shrinking and expanding waistline.

“Guess who broke her wrist yesterday boxing to get fit for season two! I will be spending the weekend resting in my pjs,” she wrote on Twitter.  Continue reading “Jennifer Love Hewitt Broke Her Wrist While [Handjob] Training For ‘The Client List’”

Kristen Stewart’s Topless Scene From ‘On The Road’ (NSFW)

Nudity in movies can either be seen as desperate or artsy, sometimes both.

Many might call Kristen Stewart‘s topless handjob scene in Walter Salles’ adaptation of Kerouac’s On The Road desperate because it arrives after her cheating scandal, which was really just another excuse for people who already hated Kristen Stewart to hate her more.  Continue reading “Kristen Stewart’s Topless Scene From ‘On The Road’ (NSFW)”

John Travolta’s Real Life Client List Scandal (He’s Jennifer Love Hewitt)

John Travolta is being accused of sexually harassing a male masseuse in a Beverly Hills Hotel.

The unnamed masseur is suing the actor for $2 million dollars plus damages. Here’s how he claims it went down:

1. Travolta booked the session online and picked the guy up in his Lexus.

2. Once they got to the hotel, John took off all his clothes before the massage and about an hour into it, rubbed the guy’s leg and grabbed his penis.

3. He offered to do a “reverse massage” saying “Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off.”

4. Travolta masturbated in front of him and said that “Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favours in return for sexual activity.”  Continue reading “John Travolta’s Real Life Client List Scandal (He’s Jennifer Love Hewitt)”