Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-2-12]

Pictures of frightened Sherri Shepard at a haunted house: priceless. (Huffington Post)

“Things Girls Lie About” is one of the best “Shit Girls Say” spinoffs. (ohmyGAHH!)

The winner of The X Factor is Khloe’s boob. (Radar)

Amanda Bynes says she never walked through the tanning salon naked. (Us Weekly)

You already know who Courtney Stodden’idol is, just think really hard… (Gawker)

Sam Lufti‘s case against Britney Spears dismissed by judge. (TMZ)

28-year-old metal singer leaves eerie tweet before fatal motorcycle accident. (ONTD!)

Brazilian model uses Hurricane Sandy devastation as sexy photo backdrop. (Daily Mail)

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-18-12]

Hilarious pictures of terrified people at a haunted house. (Buzzfeed/Grouchy Muffin)

Courtney Stodden is 200% natural, says some doctor she paid off. (Evil Beet)

Half of Jennifer Lopez‘s nipple fell out at a show in Bologna. (Huffington Post)

Kid Rock‘s son, Robert James, is a rapper/musician too and he’s much worse. (Spin

Baltimore man runs 26 mile marathon in flip-flops. (Yahoo!)

Lady Gaga offered nearly $5 million to star in Zoolander sequel. (NME)

Nearly married couple JT and JB eat cheese, goat milk and olives in Italy. (E! Online)

Colin Farrell drank for 18 years straight, knows how to change a diaper. (ohmyGAHH!)