Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-3-12]

The latest animated feature from Hayao Miyazaki and son, From Up On The Poppy Hill. (ONTD!)

Paul Haggis confirms creepy Scientology wife audition for Tom Cruise. (Celebuzz)

Representative for Cruise denies creepy wife auditioning accusations. (Radar Online)

Pearl Jam back Jay-Z on “99 Problems” at festival. (Huffington Post)

Women with breast augmentations end up naked on the internet. (Jezebel)

Kanye West wonders if the word “bitch” is acceptable. (NME)

Certain bigshot celebrities on Twitter have a fair amount of fake followers. (E! Online)

Eva Longoria doesn’t want men at her steakhouse(Daily News)

Kardashian drama. Scott Disick kicked out of Kourtney‘s house? (Tale Tela)

Mark Abrahamian, Jefferson Starship guitarist, dead at age 46. (Us Weekly)