Dennis Rodman Holds Tryouts For Topless Women’s Basketball Team

If you are a woman with minor hoop skills whose face and body does not resemble a penny that has been put on a train track, then I suggest you go to New York and try out for Dennis Rodman’s topless basketball team!

I always felt that this was what all women’s teams needed to do to increase ticket sales, but never had the guts to say it. Who needs knocker slings anyway right?

Actually, I lied, you can’t try out because the two teams consist of tall exotic dancers only, who are already employed at Rick’s Cabaret (DR has been a customer for over 30 years) and Headquarters Gentleman’s Club. But hey, at least it’s for charity.

Kelly Dwyer of Yahoo Sports seemed quite put off by the whole thing, especially because of Rodman’s statement: “I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court.” 

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