Emma Watson and Prince Harry Aren’t a Thing

Hermione mud bloodSo you heard that Emma Watson and Prince Harry are an item, yes? Well, they’re not. Firstly, Watson is a classy young broad who I’d like to believe has much better taste than that, and second, she said so on Twitter (sort of).

But then again, I wanted to believe that Hermione Granger wouldn’t fall for a certain sweet-yet-clueless ginger with a knack for being dead weight when people are busy trying their hardest to destroy Voldemort. Lesson: anyone lacking the last name “Potter” or “Radcliffe” is a bad choice for her.

Here’s what Watson had to say on social media about not dating a full-blood prince:

The “exclusive” story from Women’s Day Australia detailed a tryst that thrived on “secret dates” and the fact that Harry is “smitten” for more than just “Emma’s looks,” and is instead after her soul because he doesn’t have one.  Continue reading “Emma Watson and Prince Harry Aren’t a Thing”

Video: Emma Watson Slytherin On The Pole For ‘The Bling Ring’

Here’s a new clip from Sofia Coppola’s upcoming film, The Bling Ringstarring Hermione, Violet from AHS, Dana from The L Word, Judd Apatow’s wife and Gwen Stefani’s husband.

In the scene, the infamous burglars bust into a home that obviously belongs to Paris Hilton.

The other two girls try on lip gloss and shirts while Emma goes straight to the “nightclub room” for some pole dancing that I’m sure Ron Weasley would approve of.  Continue reading “Video: Emma Watson Slytherin On The Pole For ‘The Bling Ring’”