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Lisa Kudrow Had Plastic Surgery at Age 16

One of my favorite comic actresses, Lisa Kudrow, got a nose job when she was in high school, calling it a “good, good change” because of how uncomfortable she felt prior.

“That was life altering. I went from, in my mind, hideous, to not hideous,” Kudrow told The Saturday Evening Post. “I did it the summer before going to a new high school. So there were plenty of people who wouldn’t know how hideous I looked before.”

I’ve always loved and respected Lisa Kudrow, and this news doesn’t change that one bit. Continue reading “Lisa Kudrow Had Plastic Surgery at Age 16” →

Celebrities, Hip Hop, Music, Pop, Rap, Videos

Video: Nicki Minaj – “High School” Feat. Lil’ Wayne

“High School,” a track you probably would have deleted if it were on Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, features Weezy and Harujuku Barbie making out as their house gets robbed.

The song is from the box set Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded – The Re-Up, which is an expansion of a reissue, I guess? (At some point, you have to name your album something other than Pink Friday.)

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Celebrities, News, Videos

Kate Upton Sort of Maybe Might Think About Going to Prom With a Teenager

Boob enthusiast, high school senior, Californian and sweet Jewish kid Jake Davidson got a response from boob-having Sports Illustrated cover model Kate Upton on the Today Show after propositioning her in a popular YouTube video called “Kate Upton, Will You Go To Prom With Me?”

Upton told him “If everything works out, I’d love to go with you” over the phone, and wrote “You can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I’ll check my schedule” on Twitter.

I know I’m not the only one reading between the lines.

“If everything works out” = “God that’s cute but I really don’t want to actually go to a dance with a horny, attention-seeking teenage boy.” Continue reading “Kate Upton Sort of Maybe Might Think About Going to Prom With a Teenager” →

News

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-6-12]

Betty White inducted into Beverly Hills High‘s hall of fame. Congratulations Rose! (Good Hollywood)

Phelpsy Olympic swimmer Missy Franklin rejects Justin Bieber’s package. (Yahoo!)

Paramore announces fourth album release date and single “Now.” (Spin)

Full list of Grammy nominees HERE ———–> (MTV)

Ke$ha talks break-ins, ghost sex, and stalking Iggy Pop. (ohmyGAHH!)

Eminem’s daughter Hailie Mathers apologizes for Taylor Swift name-calling. (Examiner)

Photographer R. Umar Abbasi explains gruesome subway death photo in New York Post. (Gawker)

Music, Pop

Justin Bieber Is A Multimillionaire High School Graduate

You know how online courses seem to help regular people (and Shannen Doherty) who are paid by online schools like Phoenix, Everest, and Concordia to talk about how happy they are rubbing sweaty old people or extracting rotten teeth for wads of five dollar bills?

Well, Justin Bieber is one of the few lucky enough to get his degree online and not have to do those things.

I’m proud of him because he really didn’t have to graduate from high school. Girls and women of today respect a gym membership more than a piece of paper signifying 30 credits.

He earned a spot on the program last Thursday at St. Michael Catholic Secondary School in Ontario but was too busy singing about fondue and scheming baby mamas to attend the commencement ceremony. Continue reading “Justin Bieber Is A Multimillionaire High School Graduate” →

Celebrities, Humor, TV

Tiny Gossip Girl Stars (And One Doughy Kid)

The website famous for posting awkward teenage and grade school pictures of celebrities, Snakkle.com, has a new gallery for you to feast your eyes upon.

This time it’s the stars of Gossip Girl filling your eyes with joy as you are reminded that they were once natural-faced and in possession of crooked teeth, acne and as you can see with 7th grade Penn Badgley, baby fat.

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Ahh Crap, Celebrities, Scary AF

Courtney Stodden’s Reasons To Not Get Plastic Surgery

I really don’t know who Courtney Stodden is. After reading about her, I think she’s famous for being young (17) and marrying some gross old actor dude from Lost and The Green Mile. (51 year-old Doug Hutchison)

Apparently they were dating when she was 16 years-old. Which is horrible and I thought, illegal? But umm, besides that, she’s clearly had a massive wad of plastic surgery…

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Celebrities, Scary AF

Ashton Kutcher Was The Albino From ‘Powder’ In High School

Snakkle.com posted vintage photos of the Two And A Half Men cast yesterday and one stood out tremendously from the mostly ordinary pictures of Jon Cryer as Ducky and the like…

A bald, pale and apparently screeching Ashton Kutcher, from his high school days at Clear Creek-Amana in Iowa.

I don’t know if he was on the swim team or what, but he’s bald and terrifying and looks EXACTLY like the albino from Powder.…

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