Two teenagers in separate vehicles struck him during his attempt to be spotted and reported to local authorities and sasquatch enthusiasts.
The problem, besides the generally odd attention-seeking behavior of dressing as a mythical creature, was that Tenley was STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AT NIGHT IN FULL CAMOUFLAGE.
Not the worst way to go. I’d like to float down a waterfall in a barrel. It all just boils down to preference.