Man Dressed As Bigfoot Killed By Traffic

A man crossing a Montana highway was killed Sunday while dressed as bigfoot. The victim, 44-year-old Randy Lee Tenley, wearing a full Ghillie suit.

Two teenagers in separate vehicles struck him during his attempt to be spotted and reported to local authorities and sasquatch enthusiasts.

The problem, besides the generally odd attention-seeking behavior of dressing as a mythical creature, was that Tenley was STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AT NIGHT IN FULL CAMOUFLAGE.

Not the worst way to go. I’d like to float down a waterfall in a barrel. It all just boils down to preference.

Iron Man Punched ScarJo With Metal Fist Of Reality

Reportedly (means I have no clue if this is true or not) Robert Downey Jr. punched Scarlett Johansson on the set of the new Avengers movie, because he pushed the wrong button in his Iron Man suit.

A “source” (still dunno if it’s true) says:

“Robert triggered a switch that controls one of his arms and it suddenly jerked backward and whacked poor Scarlett. Knocked silly, she staggered backward, then lost her balance and fell off the low platform they were standing on.”

At LEAST now we know who’d win in a fight between Iron Man and Black Widow. Oh wait, I already knew…

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Matthew Fox Punched A Lady In The Boob

Sunday August 28, Lost and Party Of  Five star Matthew Fox, 45, punched a female bus driver in her boob, arm and groin.

29 year-old Heather Bormann filed an official complaint yesterday, charging him with assault.

She has photographic proof of her injuries and Matthew will almost certainly be apprehended in some way for his offense.

The altercation started when he tried to climb aboard the a bus that was booked by a bachelor party that he was not invited to.

After he stepped onboard and was asked to leave, he swung at her. She also reported that he smelled strongly of alcohol and that she swung back!
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