T-Shirts For Six Bucks, No Kidding?

I haven’t worn outfits that didn’t consist of jeans, sneakers and tees since I was bitten by ants on Easter in like, 1992. That’s why I’m big into Threadless and lately, 6 Dollar Shirts.

I hope the fashion bloggers don’t stop following me because of this BUT these are some of the shirts you can buy on the website, the mostly inappropriate ones that I got, anyway.

Women are charged an additional 50 cents and they do get you with shipping. You can buy one shirt for $12 or three for $29.37 or a deal of 10 for $50…  Continue reading “T-Shirts For Six Bucks, No Kidding?”

The Human Centipede’s 500-Person Connection

Amsterdam-based horror director Tom Six‘s Human Centipede part III will feature a 500-person human centipede. If you haven’t seen the movies (I don’t blame you, I only saw 70% of the first) then I’ll explain. It means there’s going to be 500 people sewn together, ass-to-mouth.

Though The Human Centipede has a cult following, the sequel, Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) was panned (and banned) by nearly everyone. Is Six looking to beat his own record of 12?

He hinted on Twitter (an unverified account) that he is looking for a big-name actor to star.

Other sites mention the doctor from the first film and the copycat freak from the second uniting in Human Centipede 3.  Continue reading “The Human Centipede’s 500-Person Connection”

The Human [Crotch] Centipede 2 Poster Revealed

A new poster for the Human Centipede 2, a sequel to what I consider to be the most shocking movie of all time. People are calling the poster “risque” and “controversial” but if you’ve seen the first film you’d know it’s actually tamer than bunnies in a meadow.

Seriously, I turned The Human Centipede (First Sequence) off after watching over half of it. I’m an avid horror fan who only flinched during Hostel when that eyeless Asian jumped in front of a train. (Not cause it was gory, cause it was sad)

BUT these movies, directed by Tom Six, are horrifyingly uncomfortable. They really make you feel like YOUR lips are sewn to to some chick’s poophole. You can feel their intestines in your throat, and all the needle injection points and awkward attempts at movement…

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Trailer: The Human Centipede II (A Sequel To The Grossest Movie EVER)

Horror fans may be aware of the 2009 film The Human Centipede, the most disturbing movie I’ve EVER seen besides Boys Don’t Cry (for different reasons)

The Human Centipede makes The Hills Have Eyes and Hostel look like Disney movies. I turned it off, around halfway through after watching it on Netflix.

If you’re not familiar, it’s a story of a sick doctor who kidnaps strangers and sews them together. Three people, two of them with their mouths sewn to the person in front of them’s anus, then the one in front is the “lucky” one, if you can picture that.

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