Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-18-13]

Hurricane Sandy models vogueAnnie Leibovitz shoots sexy Hurricane Sandy firefighters and models for Vogue. (Gawker)

Breaking news: Michelle Obama changed her hair! Has bangs now. (Hollywood Life)

Elizabeth Banks says you’re not a real mom until you have two kids. (Evil Beet)

The son of the woman who created Barney arrested for attempted murder. (Daily Mail)

Manti Te’o‘s dated a fake girlfriend to distract from his sexuality? (Huffington Post)

Find out who’s the woman in David Furnish and Elton John’s relationship. (RumorFix)

Channing Tatum’s wife stole his hair, took his sperm and makes him hold boxes. (ohmyGAHH!)

Pretty Woman Kanye West Rocks a Leather Skirt

Kanye west leather skirtSometimes natural disasters are unfairly given female names, and other times, men who I dislike almost redeem themselves by wearing women’s clothing.

Takes a brave man to wear a kilt, let alone a leather Givenchy  skirt and leggings combo, but Kanye West did it, and Kim Kardashian, Jared Leto and I are all proud.

“OK, I admit it. I let Kanye borrow my skirt,” Leto wrote after Kanye performed “Gold Digger” and “Touch the Sky” at the 12-12-12 Hurricane Sandy benefit concert.

Blink and you’ll forget Kim’s reaction (“He looks so cute!”) and the brand new “KanyesSkirt” Twitter account.

The Shore House Is ‘Still Standing’ After Hurricane Sandy

I’ve heard of homes flooded with four feet of water, childhood items ruined in basements, seen photos of a river rushing down Wall Street, abandoned Subway stations and submerged Yellow Cabs.

Hurricane Sandy-related property damages are estimated at around $20 billion but I’m still somehow not surprised that the place Snooki, JWoww, Pauly D, The Situation and the gang called home is intact.

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Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-30-12]

Here’s an insane photo of yellow cabs Hurricane Sandy drowned and left for dead. (USA Today)

Anderson Cooper‘s talk show, Anderson, cancelled. (New York Times)

People are giving Demi Lovato shit for her rendition of the National Anthem. (Pop Watch)

Madonna booed for tellings fans in New Orleans to vote for Obama. (Fox News)

Quit hating on Lady Gaga and get off “your own hustle.” (ohmyGAHH!)

Johnny Depp gets hacked in Inception cinematographer’s directorial debut, Transcendence. (Inquisitr)

Christmas is almost here, so go eat some pickle-flavored candy canes! (Grouchy Muffin)

Tom Cruise will not press charges against the man who drunkenly stumbled onto his property. (TMZ)

A Special Message About Hurricane Sandy, From Lindsay Lohan

The death toll in the Caribbean reached 69 yesterday as Hurricane Sandy made its way to the heavily populated areas of the East Coast, flooding homes and businesses and cutting power after the Con Edison explosion.

For all the people who either left their homes or are sitting in near darkness with battery-powered radios and candles, Lindsay Lohan some advice for you.

“WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace,” ultra sympathetic Lindsay tweeted Sunday night.

Ankle bracelet Buddha’s pearls of wisdom were noticed by none other than Tara Reid, who responded to another lighthearted renaming (“Hurricane Sassy”) of the disaster by Lohan.

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