Sarah Jessica Parker, Face-Raped by Russian Security Guard?

Sarah Jessica Parker was at Bolshoi Theatre in Moscow promoting her new movie I Don’t Know How She Does It when her hired security guard, Oleg Donstov reportedly ‘ripped open his shirt and tried to kiss her’ as they were leaving the event.

His supposed quote regarding the incident is really epic too,

“I shouldn’t have done that as a professional but I couldn’t believe Sarah Jessica Parker was there, that close to me. Home life could be even more difficult but I’ll try to buy some roses and smooth things over.”

Haha, yeah, maybe your wife isn’t super into the idea of you transforming into homely Russian Fabio, publicly shaming yourself.

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