This isn’t a post about Foxy having a foot fetish or anything, it’s about the very silly things she says in interviews.
Megan recently told Jalouse magazine, “I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl.”
Shhhh, just shh. Of course you wouldn’t trade places with us dusty street urchins, you’re just not supposed to talk about it. I guess your mother, Anastasia Drizella Fox, never told you.
I hope the baby that you are rumored to be carrying isn’t ugly, and that you are never forced to switch places with it, in some kind of Freaky Friday-for-egomaniacs spinoff.
Oh man, these Jalouse pictures are strange. Maybe Google Translate is just being wonky but I made out something about dueling personalities and the word “dickmatized.” No joke, you try it. Continue reading “Megan Fox Ran Out Of Feet To Put In Her Mouth”