Nina Davuluri Shakes Off Criticism That She’s Not ‘Merican Enough to be Miss ‘Merica

Miss America IndianTwitter felt a patriotic duty to wave the Wal-Mart flag and extend the butter plank by making “Miss America Terrorist” trend after an Indian woman became Miss America.

I don’t care much for beauty pageants of any kind besides the fictional one in Little Miss Sunshine, but this is bullshit. Every time a non-white person does something they’ve never done (like become president), corn-fed whities from the underpopulated depths of wherever-Wrong-Turn-was-filmed feel a need to remind us all that they’re not okay with it.

Well, of course they’re not okay with it. We liberals use the term “backwards” for a reason….

Getting mud on a truck is considered an accomplishment where they’re from.  Continue reading “Nina Davuluri Shakes Off Criticism That She’s Not ‘Merican Enough to be Miss ‘Merica”

Justin Bieber Is ‘Enough Percent’ Indian To Get Free Gas In Canada

I’m not aware of any law stating that Natives in Canada get gas free-of-charge, but apparently Justin Bieber is. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone he said,

“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough percent that in Canada I can get free gas.”

First of all, I would ask Rolling Stone to stop indulging him and putting him on the cover in white wifebeaters, but as a long time subscriber I cannot be surprised.

Over the years, they’ve put people like The Backstreet Boys, Snooki, and the cast of Glee + The Hills on their covers.

And Bieber must deserve the limelight, since he’s such a manly man.  Continue reading “Justin Bieber Is ‘Enough Percent’ Indian To Get Free Gas In Canada”

Popchips Paints Ashton Kutcher’s Face Brown

Ashton Kutcher will market and/or star in almost anything – Twitter, Two and a Half Men, Foursquare, Nikon COOLPIX, Valentine’s Day, Popchips, Skype, the list is endless. Sometimes, he even makes bad decisions. Joe Paterno comments? Backstabbing Demi?

His latest, an online and outdoor campaign for Popchips, is not being received well for its use of “brownface.” Kutcher plays four characters. An Indian movie producer, a spoof of Karl Lagerfeld called “Darl,” a stoner, and a biker.

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What Is Wrong With Cops These Days?

During the West Indian-American Carnival and Parade several members of the NYPD were filmed dry-hump dancing with some of the barely-dressed festival participant women.

However Commissioner Ray Kelly would rather not ‘make too much of it.’

He told reporters at a press conference after the incident occurred over Labor Day Weekend,

“I don’t want to make too much of it. You know, these young women approached the officers. They didn’t go out of their way to be approached like this.” 

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