Car Thief Hit By His Own Brick

This gif, made from a video of a drunken criminal in Drogheda, Ireland is so funny it’ll knock you out, make you sh*t bricks, and all those other puns you were expecting.

When the police arrived outside of Gerry Brady’s Pub to investigate the incident, the car thief accused the pub’s owner of “attacking” him.

Fast-forward to Irish cops keeling over with laughter after reviewing surveillance footage that showed him out cold after losing a fight with a car.

Liam Neeson Pissed Himself Again…This Time In Istanbul

The first time it’s funny, the second time it’s a call for help, the third is a little sad… Liam Neeson – Jedi master Qui-Gon Jinn in Star Wars, relentless ass-kicking CIA agent in Taken and voice of hairy yellow Jesus in The Chronicles of Narnia – seems in control of everything.

The one thing he doesn’t seem in control of is his bladder and drinking habits. Neeson is currently in Turkey filming Taken 2, during a break he was apparently enjoying the nightlife while being followed European paparazzi who caught him peeing on a building.

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Sinead O’Connor Looks Like Harry Potter’s Fat Cousin

Sinead O’Connor, is a respected artist right? Her cover of Prince’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” was the wispy, teary-eyed anthem of 1990 and beyond. It was also a number one on the US Hot 100 Chart, and Connor herself gained notoriety in 1992 by tearing and burning a picture of the pope during a performance of her song “War,” on Saturday Night Live. She was also the hip, sensitive, bald activist/extremist 90’s singer version of Natalie Portman.

So explain this new look to me, which the Irish singer debuted while she was singing backup for former Bob Marley keyboardist Natty Wailer and Celtic folk singer Damien Dempsey at Bray Summerfest 2011.

The festival takes place south of Dublin, Ireland, and Connor took the stage to support Dempsey and Wailer on August 7th, where she showed of her business lady jacket, mullet-bowl haircut, glasses, multiple-chin, giant hip-hop cross, sheer belly-net and black camel-ball pants.

She’s 44, but really really looks like a rebellious little boy chanting scripture from the Torah at his Bar Mitzvah, attempting to piss off his parents with leftover prop jewelry from a Madonna video.

It’s been seven hours and fifteen days
since you took your wand away
I go out every night drinking butterbeer all day
since you took your wand away
since you’ve been gone I hear Moaning Myrtle’s haunts
I can see Snape if I choose
I can eat dinner at Hogsmead restaurants
but nothing can take away this news
cause nothing compares to
nothing compares to you (Hermione)

[Sung by Irish sensation Harry Potter Connor Jr.]