Trailer: Iron Man 3 (Theatrical)

Tony Stark talks increasingly less like Tyrion Lannister and more like an excited 8-year-old in the new trailer for Iron Man 3. “I build neat stuff. I got a great girl,” he says.

And so he does. The third installment seems to focus most on a Spider-Man-friendly story involving lifelong partner Pepper Pots and a new half-Chinese enemy played by Ben Kingsley.  Continue reading “Trailer: Iron Man 3 (Theatrical)”

Trailer(s): Fast & Furious 6, Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness

During the Super Bowl, which you only missed if you’re a character from Jules Verne’s A Journey to the Center of the Earth, we saw new trailers for three summer blockbusters.

From Justin Lin (also behind Tokyo Drift and Fast Five) we have Vin Diesel and Paul Walker back in Fast & Furious 6, also starring The Rock and Michelle Rodriguez in recruitment and ghost mode.

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Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-23-12]

Tony Stark can’t sleep and Ben Kingsley is Chinese in the new Iron Man 3 trailer. (EW)

New Jem Dolls are better than other dolls, especially Synergy. (Grouchy Muffin)

Natalie Portman and Michael Fassbender got married! (Celebuzz)

$6 million dollar wedding for Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. (Lainey Gossip)

Flavor Flav to fight criminal charges, without a knife or melee weapon. (Washington Post)

I can’t believe it’s not wax: behold! silicone Ripley from Alien. (Kotaku)

Vivica A. Fox really hates co-star Stacey Dash‘s Romney ad. (Huffington Post)

The clothed body of Gerard Butler is still glorious in Men’s Journal spread. (ohmyGAHH!)

Marvel Announces Dates For New ‘Thor,’ ‘Captain America,’ And ‘Iron Man’ Movies Plus ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy!’

Guardians Of The Galaxy concept art

Are you already missing Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans in The Avengers? Fear not, they’re coming back in a year, individually. There will also be some new heroes for you to throw your hard-earned dollars at in Guardians Of The Galaxy.

It was announced at Comic-Con with the dates for three sequels to already-established movies that the Guardians group would include Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon. Drax the Destroyer, Gamora, and Groot.

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