Batman Looks Like Iron Man In New Trailer

There’s a scene in the new Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice trailer where Ben Affleck’s Batman looks suspiciously like he’s wearing a black version of Iron Man’s suit.

Affleck has also chosen to use the classic deep, loud and over-the-top voice we’d grown to hate in Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight movies.
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While we still don’t know exactly why Batman and Superman are fighting (other than to make Warner Bros. a sh*tload of money at the box office), the Superman statue with “False God” painted on the chest plate might be a clue.

The 5 Best Reactions to Robert Downey Jr. Disappointing a Toddler

Robert Downey Jr kid cryingA photo of a one-and-a-half-year-old crying next to Robert Downey Jr. after his mother introduced him as Iron Man and not the regular guy that he clearly is made the rounds today.

RDJ, father of two, met the boy while walking around Massachusetts, taking a break from filming his new drama, The Judge.

The internet had a lot to say about it, with the worst, most common reaction being something about toddlers being way too young to see Iron Man (as if The Lion King isn’t more traumatizing).

Runner-up for worst goes to anyone who made fun of the kid’s name (Jaxson) and faux hawk. Here are the 5 best comments on RDJ posing next to the from around the net:

1. “Heh. Looks to me like he’s thinking: “I gave up smack for this?!” -sportzzzgirl, Gawker

2. “Maybe he wouldn’t be crying if RDJ wasn’t punching him in the head!” -Jae, People.com

3. “…Don’t even start with the Santa thing…” -AndInOtherNews, Huffington Post

4. “This expression is the face my brain would make 80% of every day if my brain had a face.”  -lumpinrazamafoo, Tumblr

5. “Young Jaxson actually is a big trip-hop fan, and he mistakenly thought his mother said they were going to see RJD2.” -Fozberry, Gawker
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In other photos we see that the young boy is a DC Comics/Superman fan and was actually crying because he didn’t get to meet Henry Cavill or Christopher Reeve.

“That kid’s disillusionment will haunt RDJ the rest of his days. You can see him confronting his own mortality andpowerlessness right there in the picture.” -spence900, Gawker

CLICK HERE for an amazing pic of Downey as Iron Man on the Iron Throne.

Trailer: Iron Man 3 (Theatrical)

Tony Stark talks increasingly less like Tyrion Lannister and more like an excited 8-year-old in the new trailer for Iron Man 3. “I build neat stuff. I got a great girl,” he says.

And so he does. The third installment seems to focus most on a Spider-Man-friendly story involving lifelong partner Pepper Pots and a new half-Chinese enemy played by Ben Kingsley.  Continue reading “Trailer: Iron Man 3 (Theatrical)”

Trailer(s): Fast & Furious 6, Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness

During the Super Bowl, which you only missed if you’re a character from Jules Verne’s A Journey to the Center of the Earth, we saw new trailers for three summer blockbusters.

From Justin Lin (also behind Tokyo Drift and Fast Five) we have Vin Diesel and Paul Walker back in Fast & Furious 6, also starring The Rock and Michelle Rodriguez in recruitment and ghost mode.

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Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-23-12]

Tony Stark can’t sleep and Ben Kingsley is Chinese in the new Iron Man 3 trailer. (EW)

New Jem Dolls are better than other dolls, especially Synergy. (Grouchy Muffin)

Natalie Portman and Michael Fassbender got married! (Celebuzz)

$6 million dollar wedding for Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. (Lainey Gossip)

Flavor Flav to fight criminal charges, without a knife or melee weapon. (Washington Post)

I can’t believe it’s not wax: behold! silicone Ripley from Alien. (Kotaku)

Vivica A. Fox really hates co-star Stacey Dash‘s Romney ad. (Huffington Post)

The clothed body of Gerard Butler is still glorious in Men’s Journal spread. (ohmyGAHH!)

Marvel Announces Dates For New ‘Thor,’ ‘Captain America,’ And ‘Iron Man’ Movies Plus ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy!’

Guardians Of The Galaxy concept art

Are you already missing Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans in The Avengers? Fear not, they’re coming back in a year, individually. There will also be some new heroes for you to throw your hard-earned dollars at in Guardians Of The Galaxy.

It was announced at Comic-Con with the dates for three sequels to already-established movies that the Guardians group would include Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon. Drax the Destroyer, Gamora, and Groot.

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Iron Man Punched ScarJo With Metal Fist Of Reality

Reportedly (means I have no clue if this is true or not) Robert Downey Jr. punched Scarlett Johansson on the set of the new Avengers movie, because he pushed the wrong button in his Iron Man suit.

A “source” (still dunno if it’s true) says:

“Robert triggered a switch that controls one of his arms and it suddenly jerked backward and whacked poor Scarlett. Knocked silly, she staggered backward, then lost her balance and fell off the low platform they were standing on.”

At LEAST now we know who’d win in a fight between Iron Man and Black Widow. Oh wait, I already knew…

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