Kate Upton Transitions From Jerk Off Titty Girl to “High Fashion” Titty Girl in Vogue

When Kate Upton appeared on the low camel-toe edition of Sports Illustrated this year, Victoria Secret Stylist Sophia Neophitou told the New York Times, ” We would never use her… She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”

Ouch, well Ms. Neophitou can kiss Kate’s big generic ass now that the model is high fashion’s new “it” girl. Ugh I feel like I’m on the set of Gossip Girl all of a sudden.

Former Paris Vogue Editor Carine Roitfeld dubbed her “The New Girl”, which sounds way better than “beat off material for teenage boys who steal their mom’s annual Victoria Secret Catalogue.” Nobody jerks off to Vogue. Nobody but Anna.  Continue reading “Kate Upton Transitions From Jerk Off Titty Girl to “High Fashion” Titty Girl in Vogue”

Kristen Stewart, Edgy And Carefree, In Vogue Italia

Kristen Stewart’s spread in Vogue Italia’s November issue is not only edgy, classy, andro and high-fashion, but it’s perhaps more informative than anything else I’ve read or seen about her in the past.

We learn that she need not work out to stay skinny (“We’re all like this in my family”) she’s organized, prefers feminine clothes, never lacks enthusiasm on set and despite popular opinion, loves her job.

She also tells the mag that she’s never displayed her natural hair color in any of her films, “Since I’ve been acting, I’ve never had my natural hair color, which is light brown. But it’s okay, it’s fun to see yourself differently when you look in the mirror.”

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