Taylor Swift Coughed up a $500 Tip on a Few Bowls of Chicken Parmesan

Taylor Swift italian restaurantTaylor Swift isn’t like her “peers.” She’s not an insufferable little twat like Justin Bieber, she doesn’t do embarrassing shit like twerk with teddy bears (Miley) or appear to be suffering from yet-to-be-discovered vagina bugs like Vanessa Hudgens. Yeah she’s had a lot of boyfriends, but she’s also a good tipper.

So on top of having an arsenal of top 40 hits about her exes, Swifty throws money at waitresses and waiters like Kid Rock at a strip club.

After dining out in Philly with tour mates Ed Sheeran, Austin Mahone and others at the Italian restaurant Ralph’s, Taylor left a $500 tip on an $800 bill, which is a whopping 62%. AND she gave concert tickets to the head chef’s autistic son. And ate a plate of chicken Parmesan that was “almost as big as her,” according to the owner.  Continue reading “Taylor Swift Coughed up a $500 Tip on a Few Bowls of Chicken Parmesan”

Take a Look at Kim and Kanye’s New 14,000-Square-Foot Love Nest

Kim and Kanye new houseMost expecting couples buy a crib or turn their office into a baby-friendly room with yellow paint and a rubber ducky mobile. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian buy a 14,000-square-foot mansion.

A few weeks ago, the proud parents of an embryo acquired a puny 10,000-square-foot airplane hangar home in Bel Air, which they are expanding because they need room for Kanye’s ego, Kim’s ass and the visiting asses of Khloe and Kourtney.

Their new abode is Italian-themed (because their gondola-riding, spaghetti-loving baby was conceived in Rome) and includes a theater, bowling alley, hair and makeup salon, nursery, basketball court (for Lamar to graze on after the Clippers put him out to pasture), and two pools. Indoor and outdoor.

 

Jersey Shore Season 4 Premiere, Recap! (Snooki’s Workout + Jwoww’s Botox)

That’s right, tonight was a very special night. Another important moment in nothingness. Season four of Jersey Shore has finally arrived. The show premiered in Italy with many questions to be answered. Well, honestly, I had no questions. I knew that 1. there will be a car accident. 2. The cast is just as stupid in Italy as in America. And 3. everyone is going to “smush.”

The show starts out in the unfiltered smog of America’s poorly-aged butthole err garden state, NJ. Nothing interesting happens until the boys and girls, Mike “The Situation,” Jenni “Jwoww” Farley, Vinny, Pauly D, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Ronnie and Sammi “Sweetheart” arrive in their new foreign home. Like everything else on the show, the new house looks like an imitation. A cheesy high-school project idea of what Italy would be. Marble, statues and pillars with red and yellow paint tossed in for good measure.

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