Dirt-faced street peasant Patricia Krentcil, also known as “Tan Mom,” lurched and rubbed her brown body all over the recording studio to create a new song with the standard issue auto-tuned chorus.
In “It’s Tan Mom,” Krentcil tells us that she’s the sexiest fame-whore mom in the world of Z-list fame-whore moms. “Sexier” than porn star/Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and “hotter” than Octomom, she says.
Here are some lyrics by (or written for) the New Jersey potato skin:
“My name is Tan Mom. Tanning is the bomb.”
“I’ll be in not a tanning booth but outside with the birds. No, that doesn’t work, forget the birds.”
“I’ve got a message to use protection from the sun. Hahahaha.” Mo’ intellectual wordthings…