Is that you, Jake Gyllenhaal?

Jake Southpaw transformationJake Gyllenhaal has played a soldier, the moochy brother of a soldier, a detective, a creep, a time-traveling teen in a bunny suit and Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, and now he’s a hulked-out left-handed boxer in Southpaw.

Southpaw, directed by Antoine Fuqua (Training Day) and written by Kurt Sutter (Sons of Anarchy) is the not-at-all-based-on-a-true-story of struggling fighter Billy Hope. It was originally supposed to star Eminem.

Taylor Swift Removes Hipster Testicles With Rusty Acoustic Guitar Strings

In an interview with The Guardian Taylor Swift talks about all the things you’d expect her to talk about – fairy tales, boys, youth, and hipsters.

She tells the publication that the line “And you, will hide away and find your piece of mind with some indie record that’s much cooler than mine” from “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” is inspired by a guy who despised the mainstream.

That was the most important line of the song. It was a relationship where I felt very critiqued and subpar. He’d listen to this music that nobody had heard of … but as soon as anyone else liked these bands, he’d drop them. I felt that was a strange way to be a music fan. And I couldn’t understand why he would never say anything nice about the songs I wrote or the music I made.  Continue reading “Taylor Swift Removes Hipster Testicles With Rusty Acoustic Guitar Strings”

Taylor Swift’s ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ Is About Jake Gyllenhaal

You can’t step into the mall, get a Subway sandwich, or go to the grocery store without hearing Taylor Swift‘s latest breakup anthem “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” It’s horrible yet catchy in that Avril-Lavigne-circa-2002 kind of way.

Swifty may have accidentally let it slip that the song, co-written by Britney/Katy go-to guy Max Martin, is about Jake Gyllenhaal, who dumped her in December 2010.

After performing the hit at the iHeartRadio Festival in Las Vegas she yelled “Jake, it’s your turn!”  Not exactly solid evidence, but it seems like more than a clue.  Continue reading “Taylor Swift’s ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ Is About Jake Gyllenhaal”