Janice Dickinson Evicted From L.A. home

What is that crazy talking plastic baseball bat Janice Dickinson up to lately? Why, getting evicted from her home of course! The supermodel and reality star (Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency was my favorite) reportedly owes $17,700 in back rent.

That’s three months of stiffed payments (at $5,900 a month) for her 3,000 square foot West LA home. Her landlords have filed a lawsuit, claiming that they gave her a three-day notice to pay or leave on May 7th and she ignored it.

Now they want her to cough up the money and get out. Does this not mirror Courtney Love’s eviction from her NY Townhome last year, but with less setting the drapes on fire, and she owed three times this amount.

If you look at it that way, Janice is responsible. A regular role model… to foster children and bugs.

Janice Dickinson Says Top Model Winners Are Chosen By CoverGirl, Not Judges

Janice Dickinson made a bold statement during an interview with FilmOn’s Alki David, which was released on Monday. She says America’s Next Top Model, for which she served on as a judge for four seasons, is completely rigged by Cover Girl, the company the winner scores a contract with.

“There’s back history of experience and the way she treated me when I worked for her on the panel, and there was a way I experienced being on that show, being conned, thinking that I was actually helping judge a TV franchise, Continue reading “Janice Dickinson Says Top Model Winners Are Chosen By CoverGirl, Not Judges”

Worst Celebrity Bikini Bodies Of 2011 (Porpoise Sightings)

Julia Roberts, Ke$ha and Mel B

Ah celebrities and their love/hate relationship with the beach, bikinis, paparazzi and general body dysmorphia. Body issues that I am in no way helping by critiquing and berated on my filthy, degrading website. (Meh)

Most of these celebrities aren’t even overweight. In fact, many are disturbingly skinny and withered from years of starvation, mid-chest sun exposure, alcohol-slurping and botched cosmetic surgery…

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