Miley Cyrus Put a Fan’s Dirty Thong in Her Mouth

Miley Cyrus used thongEveryone’s talking about Miley Cyrus‘ Bangerz tour, where she simulates masturbation and blowies to a man in a Bill Clinton mask while wearing an assortment of flapjack-exposing leotards.

According to HuffPo, after a fan threw their thong on the stage, Miley picked it up and put it in her mouth.

Parents of young fans who have been attending these concerts seem oddly surprised that these types of antics are occurring. Parents who are apparently too busy micromanaging kiddie lemonade stands and soccer meets to know that Miley Cyrus hasn’t been a good role model since, well, ever, with that IQ, but especially not since she went full retard with a bowl haircut and knocked a bunch of twerking dwarves over with wrecking balls.  Continue reading “Miley Cyrus Put a Fan’s Dirty Thong in Her Mouth”

Oscar Predictions: ‘American Hustle’ Will Probably Win Best Picture, But Like Jon Snow, I Know Nothing

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The Oscar nominations list has been released and the important categories (best picture, actor, actress etc.) include a whole lot of the same non-crap we saw at the Globes, and I have a lot of questions.

Does Sandra Bullock spinning through fake space in a tank top and booty shorts constitute a nomination or is she just too beloved by the world Academy to ever not be honored?

Can Leonardo DiCaprio score his first win for the most picked-apart movie of the year, The Wolf of Wall Street? If Ralph Fiennes couldn’t win for Schindler’s List, then no, he can’t.

Like me, they still see Leo as the baby-faced Romeo who fucked Tilda Swinton on a beach.

I didn’t see Nebraska, Philomena (or “Phil-o-mania,” as DiCaprio called it last Sunday), 12 Years a Slave, Dallas Buyers Club OR Captain Phillips, so I’m rooting for the one I did see and liked. [David O.] Russell’s [AmericanHustle, not because it had an original premise, but because Christian Bale, Jeremy Renner, Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence are golden Gods and Goddesses all worthy of a statue or two.

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30 Seconds To Mars Recruit Lindsay Lohan, Kanye and More for ‘City of Angels’


Jared Leto and Thirty Seconds To Mars continue their streak of lengthy, cheesy, over-the-top videos with “City of Angels,” which begins with testaments to the beauty and destruction of L.A. by celebrities.

Cameos include Kanye West, Olivia Wilde, Corey Feldman, Selena Gomez, Juliette Lewis, James Franco, Ashley Olsen, Lily Collins, Alan Cumming, Lindsay Lohan, Shaun White, a porn star, two impersonators (Michael Jackson and Marilyn Monroe) and the late Christopher Reeve.  Continue reading “30 Seconds To Mars Recruit Lindsay Lohan, Kanye and More for ‘City of Angels’”

Funny Video: Mean Tweets, Music Edition

In the latest edition of celebrities reading mean tweets about themselves, Ke$ha is a crack whore, Pharrell looks like a sewer rat, 2 Chainz is Whoopi Goldberg and Lil’ Wayne is a crabapple. Awesome.

Also, Jared Leto totally licked his lips a little when he read the word “dick.”

Video: 30 Seconds To Mars – “Up In The Air”

Art snob Jared Leto is back with the pop/emo music he shirtlessly peddles as grand and epic atop a giant mountain of women to distract from it actually being a parody of Inception.

“Up In The Air,” the latest short film by 30 Seconds To Mars, has Dita Von Teese, ex-wife of Marilyn Manson, writhing around on a bucking bar bull made out of a pink couch.
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Pretty Woman Kanye West Rocks a Leather Skirt

Kanye west leather skirtSometimes natural disasters are unfairly given female names, and other times, men who I dislike almost redeem themselves by wearing women’s clothing.

Takes a brave man to wear a kilt, let alone a leather Givenchy  skirt and leggings combo, but Kanye West did it, and Kim Kardashian, Jared Leto and I are all proud.

“OK, I admit it. I let Kanye borrow my skirt,” Leto wrote after Kanye performed “Gold Digger” and “Touch the Sky” at the 12-12-12 Hurricane Sandy benefit concert.

Blink and you’ll forget Kim’s reaction (“He looks so cute!”) and the brand new “KanyesSkirt” Twitter account.

Jared Leto: Hottest Man, Ugliest Woman?

Remember in Congo when Amy the talking gorilla calls Laura Linney an “ugly woman?” Random reference but I can’t help but recall the phrase after seeing Jared Leto in drag for a new movie role.

Looks like Matthew McConaughey isn’t the only one going through a drastic transformation for Jean-Marc Vallée new film The Dallas Buyers Club based on the true story of Ron Woodroof’s battle with aids in 1986.

TMZ thinks he looks like Kristen Stewart (low, untrue blow) but I’m going with Parker Posey. One thing’s for sure, he’s no Bruno Mars.

Celebrity Mohawks, 2011-2012 Edition

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One mohawk runs its course and several others spring up, resilient as ever. It’s a bold move, one Josh Duhamel was just seen sporting. Coincidentally Fergie (Duhamel’s wifey) bandmate Will.i.am no longer has one.

I like mohawks and faux hawks and all that nonsense. Even if they look AWFUL, it’s the kind of thing you have to look at as a failed performance art attempt.  Continue reading “Celebrity Mohawks, 2011-2012 Edition”

Worst Dressed Man Of 2011, Jared Leto Or Chris Brown?

 Thank you GQ UK! They say Chris Brown is the worst dressed man child in the whole world and I couldn’t agree more. For best dressed they list Tinie Tempah and a bunch of people I’ve heard of even less, besides Robert Pattinson.

It brings me great pleasure to present you with these lovely examples of Chris’s prowess as a style icon for people who shop exclusively at Foot Locker, Zumiez and the Liberace thrift store.  Continue reading “Worst Dressed Man Of 2011, Jared Leto Or Chris Brown?”