Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip

Madonna flashed her nipple in Istanbul, Turkey, on June 7 while performing “Human Nature” and everyone seems to have their own opinion on the matter. Either she’s too old, desperate and gross or people are too uptight, and it’s no surprise.

I think there are no 53 year-old nipple anywhere in existence that I’m interested in seeing. And it is desperate, she’s a mom. That “Oops!..I Did It Again” face is as old as the mammary gland itself.

Here’s what a few fellow celebs had to say about Madonna’s MDNA tour stunt:

“There is nothing sexual about that titty and that shoulder. That’s an old titty…I guess she thinks it’s sexy…Looks like a beanbag with a nipple, that breast.”   -Howard Stern  Continue reading “Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip”

Baldy, Beardy American Pie Reunion Guys

 The American Pie guys (and girls) are back! All of them. Count American Wedding absentees Mena Suvari, Tara Reid, Shannon Elizabeth, Natasha Lyonne and Chris Klein in plus everyone else. Stifler’s mom and Jim’s dad too, together.

As you can see from the preview, some of the actors are starting to look their age. I will always identify Jason Biggs as piefucker Jim Levinstein but it cannot be ignored that the entire cast have reached their early to mid 30s. Except Shannon Elizabeth, who is 38.  Continue reading “Baldy, Beardy American Pie Reunion Guys”