Jenny McCarthy Hired on as ‘The View’ Host, is Apparently Controversial

Jenny McCarthy son instagramSome are saying that Jenny McCarthy being hired onto The View to sit with Whoopi and Barbara and express opinions about culture and current events is controversial. She’s replacing adorably staunch Republican Elisabeth Hasslebeck, which is, in itself “controversial” if you really want to nitpick.

A bunch of “authorities” (because you know people back in the day went to college to one day discuss Jenny McCarthy joining a joint talk show in 2013) think ABC made a poor choice in the Playboy cover girl because of her stance on vaccinations. (Click here for more on that.)

Others may or may not find her dedication to talking about sex off-putting. Puh-lease. Have you seen The Talk? Those women are crazy in a good way and I can only assume The View is looking to mix it up and make it “fun” the way their competition over at CBS has.  Continue reading “Jenny McCarthy Hired on as ‘The View’ Host, is Apparently Controversial”

Jenny McCarthy on Cousin Melissa McCarthy: ‘Now America Gets to See How Funny She is’

Jenny McCarthy Watch what happens liveIt’s public knowledge that Bridesmaids‘ funny lady Melissa McCarthy and Jenny McCarthy are first cousins. But how close are they? Jenny spoke to Bravo’s Andy Cohen about her relationship with Melissa, who stars in Identity Thief with Jason Bateman (in theaters now) and the upcoming cop comedy The Heat alongside Sandra Bullock.

I’m so proud of Melissa McCarthy. She actually called me when I first started my MTV show, not Singled Out, but my sketch show, and said ‘I’m in New York, I wanna come to L.A., I wanna get a job in acting, I’ve been doing off-Broadway.’ And I said, ‘Well, to get your feet wet you have to start low, so why don’t you come out and be a PA on my sketch show.’  Continue reading “Jenny McCarthy on Cousin Melissa McCarthy: ‘Now America Gets to See How Funny She is’”

Jenny McCarthy Had Sex With A Tree, Blames Ecstasy

Thank you, Huffington Post and everyone else. “Actress Tried To Have Sex With A Tree” is officially the best headline of 2012 because it makes you want to read on AND it’s laugh-out-loud funny.

In her new book, Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering CatholicPlayboy favorite Jenny McCarthy writes about a time she took too much X in Hawaii and became turned on by everything, including the tree she used to hold herself up.

“The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping.” In another explanation of the affair, she tells Chelsea Handler:

“I took five at once, and I was rolling muh balls off.” Continue reading “Jenny McCarthy Had Sex With A Tree, Blames Ecstasy”

Dr. McCarthy, MD Has Gone Back To Her Roots

Believe it or not, Jenny McCarthy is back in Playboy. I know, I know. Remember way back in 1993 when she was playmate of the year? Jesus, that was almost 20 years ago. Oh well. There’s nothing like a little plastic surgery and photoshop to combat the ravages of middle age.

This is her, what, seventh time getting naked for money? Well, I guess you go with what you know. What I don’t know how this will affect her campaign to kill children. Oh wait, I’m sorry. I mean her campaign against vaccinations.

“All I wanted to do [when I began in the industry] was work with my clothes on, and now I just hope to get them off!” she joked with E! News during a recent interview.

That sounds like a cry of desperation if I’ve ever heard one.  Continue reading “Dr. McCarthy, MD Has Gone Back To Her Roots”

Jenny McCarthy Sent A Naked Pic To An 80-Year-Old Dentist

Jenny McCarthy was instructed to send images of her an abscess in her 10 year-old son’s mouth to the dentist but accidentally, key word: accidentally (we think), sent a naked photo of herself.

She said, “It’s horrific to remember. Evan woke up and said, ‘There’s this weird thing on my gum.’ … So I called the dentist and said, ‘This is insane.’ He said, ‘Take a picture of it and send it to me’.

“So I’m taking a picture of it and I’m sending it to the dentist and I sent him a nude on accident (sic)! I swear to God! The dentist is, like, 80 years old. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs.”  Continue reading “Jenny McCarthy Sent A Naked Pic To An 80-Year-Old Dentist”