Mark Wahlberg Could’ve Stopped Those Pesky Terrorists

Marky “Good Vibrations” Mark told Men’s Journal that he could’ve prevented United Airlines Flight 93 from crashing into the World Trade Center by kicking some terrorist ass like in one of his movies.

“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did, there would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'”

Then he talked about jerking off, hating Sarah Jessica Parker movies and crying during The Help, but not at the same time.

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