Exactly What Can We Expect From Jerry Sandusky’s Tell-All Book?

Here’s what the book Jerry Sandusky is writing in prison is going to look like…

Cheap font on the front cover. Picture of Jerry looking just happy enough for us to know the timeline. After 1990, when we assume he first started ruining the future’s of young boys, and before his arrest in 2011.

The body will reveal little. Page one: “I like football.” Page two: “I did nothing wrong.” Page three: “I swear I did nothing wrong.” Page four: “In 1998, when I was first investigated for child abuse, I did nothing.” Page five: “I also did nothing wrong after 1998.” Pages 6-200: “There are a lot of misconceptions about me.”

All we can hope for is a title less horrifying than Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story.

Jeffrey Ross Dresses Like Joe Paterno, Makes Aurora Massacre Joke

Instead of dressing up as Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky at the Comedy Central roast of Roseanne Barr, he wore the glasses of Joe Paterno.

The veteran insult comedian who was recently named the host of a half-hour show called The Burn with Jeff Ross, has stepped it up. He wore nothing but a leather jacket and revealing black underwear to 2010’s David Hasselhoff roast.

On this year’s getup, he cleverly told the Hollywood Reporter“If they’re offended by what they see, they can do what Joe Paterno did – look the other way.” 

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JoPa Bagged And Dragged Away In Chains

The husks of men otherwise known as the victims of Jerry Sandusky can breathe at least one sigh of relief.

That 900-pound bronze statue in front of Beaver Stadium of the now-deceased and formerly loved Joe Paterno has been taken down by forklift and moved to a “secure” storage location.

After his death on January 22, coach Paterno was honored by Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett, who said “His place in our state’s history is secure…”

But not that secure. I think I’m with Louis Freeh on this one, who used the words “total disregard” when referring to JoPa and other higher-ups at the college.  Continue reading “JoPa Bagged And Dragged Away In Chains”

Penn State Tries To Cleanse Image, Starts With Locker Rooms

Penn State doesn’t want to be known as “Pedo State” and will do anything to make people remember them for something besides Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky. Their first step is renovating the football shower and locker rooms which are haunted by the screams of soapy children.

Good job guys, but it’s 14 years too late, as TMZ pointed out. You’re doing this for you, not for the parents or the children whose lives are already ruined. On a disgrace level, the renovation ranks somewhere below hazing scandals and not reporting known sex offenders and above positive steroid tests. Continue reading “Penn State Tries To Cleanse Image, Starts With Locker Rooms”

Jerry Sandusky GUILTY, 45 Counts Of Abuse

68-year-old Jerry Sandusky was convicted of molesting 10 underage boys on Friday. He was charged with 45 of the 48 counts of abuse he was accused of at Centre County Courthouse.

USA Today reports that hundreds of spectators outside began to cheer and that Sandusky “showed no emotion during the reading of the verdict.” Interesting for a man who faces life times six in prison.

Thank god this case is over and we can finally stop talking about this horrible man and his 15 years of taking advantage of underprivileged kids which were funneled directly into his hands through summer football camps and The Second Mile charity program.

Jerry Sandusky Abused His Adopted Son, Matt

One of Jerry Sandusky‘s six adopted children, 33-year-old Matt Sandusky, has come forth as one of his father’s victims. Lawyers for Matt confirmed the news yesterday and that he is prepared to testify.

Attorneys Andrew Shubin and Justine Andronici said in the statement:

“During the trial, Matt Sandusky contacted us and requested our advice and assistance in arranging a meeting with prosecutors to disclose for the first time in this case that he is a victim of Jerry Sandusky’s abuse.”

“At Matt’s request, we immediately arranged a meeting between him and the prosecutors and investigators. This has been an extremely painful experience for Matt and he has asked us to convey his request that the media respect his privacy. There will be no further comment.”  Continue reading “Jerry Sandusky Abused His Adopted Son, Matt”

Sandusky’s Gut-Wrenching Nickname, Ronald Scheffler’s Equally F-cked Mistake

A 6th victim in the Jerry Sandusky‘s trial testified on Thursday that in 1998 (when he was 11) the former Penn State coach called himself the “tickle monster” as he came towards him in a naked embrace.

68-year-old Sandusky is being charged with 52 counts of abuse over a span of 15 years, with a total of 10 victims.

Victim 6’s case is unique because it was the first investigation into Sandusky as a child molester, all of 14 years ago.

Scheffler never followed up after Sandusky admitted to showering with many children, though he did indicate to the district attorney at the time that they might have enough of a case to file charges.  Continue reading “Sandusky’s Gut-Wrenching Nickname, Ronald Scheffler’s Equally F-cked Mistake”

Jerry Sandusky Claims Innocence

On Monday during MSNBC’s Rock Center with Brian Williams, acclaimed sports reporter Bob Costas made a call to Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant coach who was arrested on November 5, 2011 for sexually assaulting eight young boys over a span of 15 years.

Sandusky, who hosted various summer football camps for kids after retirement and is now charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse, was asked bluntly but professionally by Costas if indeed he is a pedophile, to which he replied, “No.” He went on to say,

“I have horsed around with kids. I have showered after workouts. I have hugged them and I have touched their legs without intent of sexual contact.”

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