Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-4-13]

Rex Ryan Sanchez Tattoo Rex Ryan sunbathing photos reveal tattoo of his wife in a Mark Sanchez jersey. (Deadspin)

Season 2 of Girls has Lena Dunham dating Republican Donald Glover. (The A.V. Club)

Kelly Clarkson gets hit on by “the hottest girls ever,” still bats for the boys’ team. (Yahoo!)

Wand, implants and bucket of crabs top list of weird things found in hotel rooms. (Daily Mail)

Kourtney Kardashian paid $200,000 to display 44-pound weight loss. (Hollywood Life)

Every pop culture reference from every Quentin Tarantino movie HERE -> (College Humor)

Jennifer Lawrence’s friends want her to kill intruders, Katniss Everdeen-style. (The Mary Sue)

 

Lance Armstrong Lays Unphased and Godlike Amidst Winning Jerseys

Lance Armstrong has decided to step down from his cancer-support charity Livestrong just two days after a Twitter post that included a photo of him lying on a couch with his feet up, basking in the glory of his seven Tour de France jerseys.

Never mind that he’s been stripped of his titles and forced away from the charity he founded 15 years ago, he’s been keeping himself busy with the ironic tweets.  Continue reading “Lance Armstrong Lays Unphased and Godlike Amidst Winning Jerseys”