Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-21-12]

A dead fairy really is the best kind. True Blood recap season five, episode 11 “Sunset.” (i09)

Obama is still a military-hating Muslim, says Hank Williams Jr. (CBS)

The “hilarious” Avengers gag reel disappeared from the net in a cloud of Loki smoke. (Mashable)

Lea Michele loves when men pull her top off. (Nylon)

Guess who feels bad for the guy who said women’s bodies reject pregnancy after rape? (Yahoo!)

Miley Cyrus gets a little dub in her step. (Huffington Post)

New perfume bottle looks just like [cyborg] Nicki Minaj. (Spin)

Wynonna Judd‘s husband “Cactus” Moser lost his leg. (Los Angeles Times)

The Office‘s Phyllis was once a St. Louis Cardinals cheerleader. (Grouchy Muffin)

Minka Kelly and James Marsden are Jackie O and JFK, naturally. (E! Online)

True Blood Finale Summary Quote

In episode 12 of True Blood season four on HBO, a bunch of the usual Sunday ridiculousness took place. Marnie is finally gone and three reoccurring characters died. (I think)

The summary quote for the finale occurs when a crap load of ghosts come out of the woodwork, including Sookie’s gran, Marnie, Antonia (the ancient witch) and later Rene and one of the people who died in the episode. 

“All my life I’ve been afraid.”

-Marnie, the whiny/obvious sorceress

and, runner-up to vampire Pam for,

“I am so over sookie and her precious fairy vagina.”

All the while, Bill and Eric are roasting like Boy Scout marshmallows…

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