Video: Jessie J – “Bang Bang” Feat. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj

“Bang Bang,” is a song by music’s Vampira featuring big voice-having little person Ariana Grande and inspiration for the “ass like a cadillac” line, Nicki Minaj.

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                                               Tell me you don’t see it…

From Grande’s uncomfortable mating dance to the Wham sample, the video is as sad as Minaj’s staged wardrobe malfunction at the VMAs. (Not to mention all the attendees knowing they’re going to win/lose ahead of time.)  Continue reading “Video: Jessie J – “Bang Bang” Feat. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [3-16-13]

Jessie J shaved headChildren’s charity made Jessie J shave her head and she looks better than before. (NY Daily News)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas only returns to acting when Tim Allen asks him. (Entertainment Weekly)

The new pope is more liberal even though he hates gays and kidnaps people. (Huffington Post)

Nicki Minaj had a really hard time shedding her pink lips and big ol’ lashes for Elle. (ohmyGAHH!)

Ryan Murphy taking Jessica Lange to New Orleans for American Horror Story: Coven. (Zap2it)

Michelle Williams dressed like a Native American AND 7 other “imaginary characters.” (Evil Beet)

Today Show ladies talk about favorite pubes to dampen sad Matt Lauer mood. (ONTD!/The Atlantic)

Jessie J Scares The Crap Outta Me

I read an article of the most infuriating songs of 2011 that actually infuriated me, not because I was reminded of terrible music but because they placed Lana Del Rey’s “Video Games” in second. I wanted to comment that they wasted time with Lana when they could have been including Rebecca Black’s “Friday” and LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem” but I was too busy noticing how scary Jessie J’s face looked in the pic they posted.

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New From Jessie J – “Domino” (Katy Perry Much?)

A new song from 23-year-old British songtress Jessie J (who performed on SNL in March) has been released onto YouTube and other avenues. It has been confirmed as her second US single, and fourth worldwide.

It is NOT a song from her debut, Who Are You, so I dunno how that works. The track, “Domino” was produced by Dr. Luke (who has worked with Katy Perry, Britney Spears and Ke$ha) and sounds an awful like Perry’s “Teenage Dream.”

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