Jesus appears to us as shirtless Tim Tebow in GQ. (Us Weekly)
Taylor Swift dates Kennedy kid for a few days, buys a house on the family compound. (People)
Snow White cut from Snow White sequel? (Examiner)
Kim Kardashian is in jail! On television. (Huffington Post)
The Loch Ness monster is totally real. Smaller than you’d imagine. (Daily Mail)
Oldest-sheriff-ever Arnold Schwarzenegger is in town. (Twitch)
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen are going to die in Scary Movie 5. (Yahoo!)
Katy Perry thinks her ass deserves a season pass AND free flip-flops. (ABC)
Sometimes, members of the communist party are a hoot. Key word: members. (Gawker)
Mel Gibson has no idea why you don’t like him. (Evil Beet)
Guess who’s engaged? Jennifer Aniston and Justin not-Timberlake. (Zap2it)