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Macklemore Didn’t Mean to Disguise Himself as a Big-Nosed Jew

Blond-haired, green-eyed shiksa Macklemore is attempting to explain why and how he ended up becoming a racial stereotype at one of his concerts.

The Seattle-native bought “a bunch of fake mustaches and beards” and a “big witch nose” so he could walk undetected through the audience, apparently unaware of what he looked like, saying the costume was “random” and “not my idea of a stereotype of anybody.”

Seth Rogen hilariously Tweeted “First you trick people into thinking you’re a rapper, now you trick them into thinking you’re Jewish?” Adding that his wig, nose and beard were the “exact shopping list” of an anti-Semitic Jew costume.

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Ahh Crap, Celebrities, Humor, TV

You’re Ridiculous For Thinking Joan Rivers Would Ever Apologize For Anything

Almost nothing irks me more than celebrity apologies. There’s nothing less genuine and more weak than saying you’re sorry for something you meant to do or say. If any one profession is immune to the pressure of releasing cowardly statements through their frantic PR people, it’s comedians.

Here’s a recent joke about Heidi Klum that Joan Rivers has come under fire for after a special Oscars-edition airing of Fashion Police on Monday:

The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens.

Oh no! It’s not like the very funny, very Jewish Joan doesn’t make jokes like this every week. Her favorite topics include WWII, tampons, plastic surgery and obesity… Continue reading “You’re Ridiculous For Thinking Joan Rivers Would Ever Apologize For Anything” →

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Richard Belzer Gives Fox News A Nazi Salute

Things got weird on Good Day New York when comedian/actor Richard Belzer of Law & Order SVU made a bizarre joke about co-host David Price. When asked by Rosanna Scotto if Price could be cast on SVU Belzer responded,

“A thought, a thought … if he gets molested and banged in the ass, maybe.”

Scotto couldn’t seem to keep a straight face, while a very surprised Price asked if there was a five second delay and said “That’s the end of Belzer and the end of me.”

Richard concluded with a “Say heil to your colleagues at the other division” and a recognizable salute to Hitler. Continue reading “Richard Belzer Gives Fox News A Nazi Salute” →

Ahh Crap, Celebrities

Elle Macpherson Digs Hole Of Ignorance On Howard Stern

Supermodel Elle Macpherson made some strange and offensive remarks on The Howard Stern Show Tuesday morning concerning Jewish stereotypes.

She said, “I have a 14 year old son, what do you think he thinks about right now?”

After Howard joked about her sons seeing a nude modeling shot of her (weird) and then:

“I just think you’re being absolutely Jewish.”

She took it even further by imitating an old Jewish mother, calling him “overprotective” and “nagging.” Continue reading “Elle Macpherson Digs Hole Of Ignorance On Howard Stern” →

Ahh Crap, Celebrities

Katy Perry’s Dad Apologizes For Mel Gibson-Like Sermon

It is semi-common knowledge that Katy Perry changed her name from Katy Hudson to Katy Perry to avoid comparisons to actress Kate Hudson, who Perry is now much more famous than, but I have this other theory…

Maybe Katy actually changed her name to avoid being compared to her crazy anti-semitic evangelist preacher father, Keith Hudson, who had to apologize to the Anti-Defamation League for a sermon that incorporated old-timey Jewish stereotypes about money. Here’s how it went:

“You know how to make the Jew jealous? Have some money, honey. You go to L.A. and they own all the Rolex and diamond places. Walk down a part of L.A. where we live and it is so rich it smells. You ever smell rich? They are all Jews, hallelujah! Amen.”

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Mel Gibson’s Troublesome Next Project

Mel Gibson, in what you’d think was a ploy to prove that he’s not anti-semitic, is making another movie that focuses on the struggles of the Jewish community.

Gibson is teaming up with the well-known screenwriter Joe Eszterhas to produce a film about Jewish warrior Judah Maccabee ,who attributed greatly to the defeat of the Greek/Syrian armies in second century B.C.

Turns out Mel’s been vying for this project for over ten years, and finally snagged it…

So, it’s not an attempt to repent, it’s just another horrible movie about people of different nationalities dying.

This project will most likely just be another Passion Of The Christ, where Mel portrayed Jewish people as sniveling, cowardly monsters that lacked the depth of highway potholes

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