Earth to Kanye West, A Genius Probably Wouldn’t Call Himself a Genius

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kanye West touched on a plethora of unimportant subjects that related to nothing but him and his life because only God knows what’s bigger, his wife’s ass or his head.

During the lengthy interview that every news outlet ever is calling an epic “rant,” Kanye called himself a “genius,” a “messenger” and a “creative,” not realizing that self-applied terms like this consistently make him sound like an untrendy toolbox douchnozzle.

Do you even brain: I’m totally weird, and I’m totally honest, and I’m totally inappropriate sometimes. And the thing is, for me to say I wasn’t a genius, I would just be lying to you and to myself.”

Wow Kanye, you’re totally akin to Joan of Arc!: “I wouldn’t even say that I’m a rapper. I’d say I’m more of a messenger than a rapper.”  Continue reading “Earth to Kanye West, A Genius Probably Wouldn’t Call Himself a Genius”

Funny Video: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #4

“The Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live managed to cause a minor controversy when a writer noted that the tweets were “too funny” to be real.

After researching the past clips and recent one that commented on Jessica Alba’s relevance and the size of Kelly Ripa’s head and Andy Samberg’s nose, she found that a few of the accounts didn’t exist.

Others were suspended or seemed very suspicious because the users had only written one tweet.
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Shame on Kimmel and his writers for being too lazy to sort through Twitter.

Funny Video: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #3

Jimmy Kimmel released his third “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” segment on Tuesday to commemorate the six-year anniversary of Twitter existing.

The first two featured recent guests like Justin Bieber, Anna Faris, Snooki, Kristen Stewart and Katy Perry reading grammatically questionable Tweets attacking their character, appearance, and/or career.

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Emilia Clarke’s Uncle Surprised By ‘Game of Thrones’ Nude Scenes

Emilia Clarke brunetteRelax. Isn’t one of those creepy uncle perv stories.

(Not EVERYONE has an inappropriate relative who stirs up a yearly family forum on whether dad’s gross uncle so-and-so deserves an invite to Christmas Eve dinner.)

London-born Emilia Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen, also known as the Khaleesi and Queen of Dragons, on HBO’s better-than-all-current-onscreen-fantasy Game of Thrones.

On Monday Clarke visited Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about the third season, which premieres March 31, 2013.

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Kimmel Show Regular, “Uncle” Frank Potenza (November 11, 1933 – August 25, 2011)

Jimmy Kimmel’s “Uncle Frank” on his regular night time talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live and real life uncle, Frank Potenza passed away today in LA at the age of 77. His nephew (Jimmy Kimmel) told reporters that the cause was cancer.

Though he never performed many security guard duties for Kimmel, he deservedly wore the uniform of one. He was a Korean war veteran, served for 20 years as a police officer in New York and later became a security guard at Caesars Palace in Nevada.

He even worked as a personal security guard for none other than Frank Sinatra.

He had a blustery humor to him that was just so obvious and hilarious. Everything from his voice to his hand gestures to his bewildered facial expressions…

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